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老友记/六人行/Friends 第二季 第十二集 S02E12 The One After the Superbowl: Part 1 / 超级杯1
Ross goes to visit Marcel whilst on a trip to California and discovers he is working in commercials. Joey receives a fan letter from an attractive but unstable woman. Phoebe is asked to sing for children at a library. 罗斯去加利福尼亚旅行去烫发而发现他正在广告。乔伊接收从一个有吸引力的但不稳定的女粉丝的信。菲比是要求在图书馆的孩子们唱。
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英汉双语对照剧本
ANNOUNCER: Can't get the monkey off your back?
甩不掉背上的泼猴吗？
Then put it in your mouth...
那就放进嘴里吧
...with Monkeyshine Beer!
美味的金猴啤酒
Wow.
哇噢
ANNOUNCER: Monkeyshine Beer.
金猴啤酒
Because it's a jungle out there!
外头就是宽广的丛林
That commercial always makes me so sad.
每次看到这个广告我就难过
Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and girls run at him...
可是那个男的一打开啤酒 女人就对他投怀送抱
...so everything works out okay.
结局很棒啊
I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.
我的意思是 那只猴子让我想到马塞尔
PHOEBE: I can see that.
我了解
Because they both have those big brown eyes and the little pouty chin.
因为他们都有棕色眼睛跟翘下巴
And the fact that they're both monkeys?
而且他们都是猴子？
I wonder if I did the right thing, giving him away.
有时我会想把他送走是对的吗？
Ross, you had to. He was humping everything in sight.
罗斯，你只能这样做 他看到什么就跳上去
I mean, I have a Malibu Barbie who will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.
害我的马里布芭比娃娃 不能穿着白纱参加婚礼了
Remember when he'd borrow your hat...
还记得他会把你们的帽子借走
...and when you got it back, there'd be little monkey raisins in it?
拿回来之后 上面都是猴大便吗？
When he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat...
他那样做很好玩 我对我老板那样做的时候…
All of a sudden, I had this big "attitude problem."
却被老板责怪我态度不佳
Hey. Hey.
嘿…
- Check it out! Guess what I got? - Rhythm?
- 你们猜猜看我拿着什么？ - 韵律？
No. My first fan mail!
不是 是第一封影迷来信啦
Check it out.
来看看
"Dear Dr. Ramoray:
〝亲爱的雷莫瑞医生
Know that I love you and would do anything to have you."
要知道我爱你 我愿不惜一切得到你〞
My gosh! "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford."
天啊 〝你的公开崇拜者，艾瑞卡福特〞
Oh, wait.
等等
"P.S. Enclosed, please find 14 of my eyelashes."
〝附注，请收下我送的14根睫毛〞
You know, in Crazy World, that means you're married.
在疯狂世界，这样代表你已经结婚了
It's not addressed to Days Of Our Lives. This came to your apartment.
这封信不是寄到《我们的日子》剧组 收信地址是你家耶
There's no stamp on it. This woman was in our building.
上面没有邮戳 她就藏身在我们大楼里
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
I got my very own stalker!
我竟然有自己的跟踪者了
- Hey, guys. CHANDLER: Hey.
- 嘿 - 嘿
RACHEL & MONICA: Hey. PHOEBE: Ooh.
嘿 噢
Where are you off to?
你要去哪里？
There's this paleontology conference in L.A.
我要去参加洛杉矶的 古生物学研讨会
So I figured I'd go and drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
我想顺便去动物园给马塞尔惊喜
I think he will be surprised. Till he realizes he's a monkey...
我想他会很惊喜的 直到发现他自己是只猴子
...and, uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
不会有那种情感
Oh, Phoebe? That really cute guy is here again.
菲比？ 那个帅哥又来了
Oh? Oh.
哦？ 噢
Okay, so everyone, ahem...
喔，各位…
...pretend I'm telling you a story and it's really funny.
请假装我在跟你们说故事 而且是很好笑的故事
So everyone just laugh. Now!
大家快笑啊 快！
I know, I know! Oh.
我知道、对啊
- Hello. - Hi.
- 哈罗 - 嗨
PHOEBE: Oh.
噢
I'm Rob Donan.
我是罗伯·杜南
Hi, Rob Donan.
嗨，罗伯·杜南
I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really great.
我对音乐一窍不通 不过我觉得你非常棒
Oh, wow. Ha, ha.
喔，哇！
Anyway, I schedule performers for children's libraries.
我负责帮儿童图书馆安排表演
And I was thinking, have you thought about playing your songs for kids?
我想问你有没有考虑过 为孩子们演唱
Oh, I would love to have kids...
我是很想有小孩…
...hear me play the songs that I will write for them.
在小孩面前表演我写给他们的歌
What do you wanna do for dinner?
晚餐吃什么？
We could stay in and cook for ourselves.
我们可以留在家自己煮
- Hello. ERIKA: It's Erika.
- 哈罗 - 我是艾瑞卡
Oh, my God. The stalker!
天啊，是那个跟踪者！
ERIKA: Never mind. It's open.
不用了，门没关
Aah! Aah!
啊！啊！
Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea.
拿锅子打她，好主意啊
We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
可是还得再有一个备用计划 以免她不像卡通人物一样容易被打倒
Let's get out of here!
我们快逃离这里吧
The one time they're not home!
竟然挑这个时候不在家
Okay. Okay.
好 好
We'll leave. When we pass her...
我们要走 在楼梯上碰到的时候…
...she won't know me, because we never met!
…她不会知道是我 因为我们没有见过啊
That's how radio stars escape stalkers!
只有广播明星能这样摆脱跟踪者
She's coming!
她来了
ERIKA: It's me. - Aah!
是我
Uh, this is it. This is how we're gonna die.
完了 我们要因此送命了
- You ready? - Wait, wait, wait!
- 准备好没？ - 等一下
Hi.
嗨
Erika!
艾瑞卡！
LIPSON: Mr. Geller? - Yes, hi.
- 盖勒先生？ - 是，嗨
Hi. Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.
嗨 我是狄恩·利浦森 动物园园长
I was told you had a question.
我听说你有个问题
I, uh... I can't find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchin...
我找不到去年捐给动物园的猴子
...answers to the name Marcel?
一只叫马塞尔的卷尾猴？
Ah. I'm afraid I have some bad news.
恐怕我得告诉你坏消息
Marcel has passed on.
马塞尔已经过世了
Oh, my God. What happened?
天啊！怎么了？
Well, he got sick, and then he got sicker...
他生了病 病情越来越恶化…
...and then he got a little better.
后来状况有一点好转
But then he died.
可是最后他还是死了
I can't believe this!
我真是不敢相信
I'm sorry, Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying:
我很遗憾，盖勒先生 俗话说的好
"Sometimes monkeys die."
〝猴子难免一死〞
It's not a great saying...
虽然这不是句了不起的话
...but it certainly is fitting today.
可是很适合用在今天这种状况
- Someone should've called me. LIPSON: I'm sorry.
- 你们应该打电话通知我的 - 抱歉
Look, I know this can't bring him back...
我知道这样无法挽回他的生命
...but here, it's just a gesture.
不过这是我们的一点心意
Zoo dollars?
动物园代币？
Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.
是啊，你可以参观4点的小鸟秀 金刚鹦鹉戴帽子表演
Well, it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
如果你的猴子没死就更好了
CHILDREN: Ooh.
噢
I know.
我知道
I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker.
乔伊竟然和跟踪者吃午餐
What is she like?
她长得怎么样？
- Well, you remember Kathy Bates in Misery? MONICA: Mm-hm.
记得《战栗游戏》里的凯西·贝兹吗？
Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.
她跟她长的完全相反
And she's not crazy?
她没疯吗？
Oh, no, no. She's a total wack job.
不是 她是个超级大疯子
Yeah. She thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Ramoray.
她认为乔伊就是德瑞克·雷莫瑞医生
Oh, my God!
我的天啊
Oh. And he's going out with her?
这样他还跟她约会？
He cannot pursue this.
他这样是不行的
Just because this woman thinks she can see Joey through the magical box...
仅仅因为这个女人以为她可以在她的客厅通过魔盒看到乔伊…
...in her living room doesn't mean she's not a person.
并不表示她就不是人
Does she not deserve happiness? Does she not deserve love?
她难道没有权利去爱 不能追求幸福吗？
What are you looking at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.
你们干嘛瞪我啊？ 是他自己要去跟疯子约会的
Are you okay?
你还好吧？
No, uh-uh. I'm just nervous.
不好，我很紧张
Maybe if I just picture them all in their underwear...
如果我想像他们只穿着内衣裤
That's not a good idea. That's the reason the last guy got fired.
这样不太好 上个表演者就是这样被开除的
Oh.
噢
Yeah.
好
I'm used to playing for grownups.
我只是习惯在大人面前表演
Grownups drink their coffee and do their grownup thing, you know.
大人会边喝咖啡 边忙着自己的事情
And kids...
可是小孩子
...listen.
会认真听表演
It's just a huge responsibility.
这样我的责任太大了
What?
怎么样？
Are you gonna kiss me?
你要亲我吗？
I was thinking about it.
我是有这个打算
Okay.
好
Yeah, okay. Alrighty. Let's play some tunes!
好了，开始表演罗
Hi, everybody. I'm Phoebe.
嗨，大家好，我是菲比
ALL: Hi, Phoebe!
嗨，菲比！
Ha, ha. Okay. Um...
好吧
...I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, okay?
我要唱一首关于爷爷奶奶的歌 好吗？
Now Grandma's a person Who everyone likes
奶奶是大家都喜欢的人
She bought you a train And a bright shiny bike
她会买给你一辆火车跟一辆闪亮脚踏车
But lately she hasn't Been coming to dinner
可是最近她一直没来吃晚饭
And last time you saw her She looked so much thinner
你上次看到她时 她瘦了好多
Now your mom and your dad said She moved to Peru
爸爸跟妈妈说 她搬去秘鲁
But the truth is she died And someday you will too
其实她已经死了 有天你也会死
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la
啦啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦啦
- Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? - Yeah, it is.
- 德瑞克，这一切真的很棒，对吧？ - 对啊
What?
怎么了？
Well, here we sit, devil-may-care...
我们现在坐在这里吃饭
...and just a little while ago you were reattaching Simone's spinal cord.
很难想像你刚才还在帮席蒙接脊椎呢
Yeah, that was a tricky one.
对，那个手术很困难
In reality...
事实上
...that operation takes over 10 hours, but they only showed it for two minutes.
这样的手术要花10小时 不过他们只播出2分钟
Who's "they"?
他们是谁？
No one.
没什么啦
Oh, Drake, you are so talented. Let me see those hands.
德瑞克，你好有才华喔 让我看看你的手
- Oh, these hands, these beautiful hands. - Ha, ha.
这双手真是美丽
Ha, ha. Oh, I could just eat them.
我好想把这双手给吃了
- But I won't. JOEY: Ha, ha.
可是我不会
Good. Otherwise my watch would fall off.
很好，不然我的手表会掉下来
No, seriously.
我是说真的
These hands...
这双手
...these miracle, magical, life-giving hands.
这双神奇、拯救生命的手
Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?
我只想接近它们、碰触它们 甚至舔一下
- All right. Ha, ha. Just one. - Ha-ha-ha.
好吧，只舔一只喔
Wow.
哇噢
You're good at that.
你还真厉害
MAN: Oh, my God! Someone! He's choking!
天啊！来个人！他噎到了！
Is anyone here a doctor?
这里有人是医生吗？
ERIKA: Oh, yes.
有
Yes, the best doctor in Salem!
这里有塞伦镇最优秀的医生
Dr. Drake Ramoray!
德瑞克·雷莫瑞医生
Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
15分钟后到夜间馆跟我会合
Uh, hey, look. I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.
听着 我不喜欢跟男人做那种接触
But, um, zoo dollars?
你想要动物园代币吗？
It's about your monkey.
是关于你猴子的事情
It's alive.
他还活着
I don't understand. Why didn't you help that man?
我不懂 你为什么不帮那个人？
Uh, because, uh, I'm a neurosurgeon...
因为我是神经外科医生…
...and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh...
而他的状况显然是…
..."foodal chokage."
〝食物噎到症〞
You know.
你知道…
- I gotta tell you something... - No, no, no.
我有事得跟你说…
You don't have to tell me anything.
不 你什么都不用跟我说
You don't have to explain yourself to me. Oh!
你不需要对我解释
Who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Ramoray?
我凭什么可以质疑伟大的雷莫瑞医生？
- That's... - I should be happy to be near you.
- 可是… - 我能接近你就很开心了
Hey, I...
嘿，我…
"Hey" what?
怎么样？
That's it. Just hey!
没事，只是随口说声嘿
Like at the end of a dance. Hey!
就像跳完舞之后也会说声〝嘿〞！
Hey. Ha-ha-ha.
嘿
Hey.
嗨
There'll be times when you get older
有一天你们会长大
When you'll want to sleep with people
你们会想跟别人上床
Just to make them like you But don't
只为搏得他们欢心 但不要这么做
'Cause
因为这是…
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
那是另一件你们不该做的事
Everybody!
大家一起来！
That's another thing that you don't wanna do
那是另一件你们不该做的事
- Excellent! - Very informative!
- 太棒了！ - 非常有知识性的一首歌
Not at all inappropriate!
一点都不会不恰当
Thank you for coming, everybody. There are cookies in the back.
谢谢大家来参加 后面有饼干可以吃喔
DONAN: That was great.
你表演的真棒
The kids loved you.
小孩子都很喜欢你
Yay! I rock!
我超酷的吧
And you know why? Because you told the truth.
你知道为什么吗？ 因为你跟他们说实话
Nobody ever tells kids the truth.
从没有人会跟小孩说实话
You were incredible!
你真的太了不起了
Ha, ha. But?
可是…？
- How did you know there was a "but"? - I sense these things.
- 你怎么知道还有〝可是〞？ - 我有感应
It was either "but" or "butter."
不是〝可是〞就是〝好话〞
The thing is, I think some of the parents...
问题是，我想有些父母…
...they were hoping that...
他们希望
...you'd play more songs about barnyard animals.
你多唱一些跟农场动物有关的歌
I can do that.
没问题啊
- Really? - Yeah.
- 真的吗？ - 当然罗
- Because that would be fantastic. - Oh.
因为那样子会非常棒
What? You wanna kiss me?
怎样？你想亲我吗？
I'm thinking about it.
我的确有这个打算
JANITOR: Ah, the bat.
喔，蝙蝠
Ambassador of darkness.
黑暗使者
Flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger.
像长了翅膀的使者一般飞出洞中
Sightless specter of the macabre.
看不见的幽灵
Buddy, my monkey?
老兄，我的猴子？
Oh, yeah, right.
喔，对喔
There was a break-in...
有一桩抢案发生在…
...a few months back. Inside job.
…几个月前 是监守自盗
Your monkey was taken.
你的猴子被带走了
Oh, my God. The zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
天啊 可是动物园跟我说我的猴子死了
Pfft. The zoo!
动物园！
You believe everything the zoo tells you?
你相信动物园的说法吗？
Uh, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
可是动物园只跟我说这些啊
Of course they'll say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity.
他们当然会这样说 因为不希望坏消息传开来
It's all a great big cover-up.
这是个大阴谋
Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
你知道这件事牵扯到多高层吗？
That guy Lipson?
那个叫利浦森的人？
Lipson knows?
利浦森知道这件事？
Hmm.
唔
Lipson knows, huh?
利浦森知道啊
Ah, hello, Mr. Possum.
哈罗，负鼠先生
Enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night.
树上的谜团 爬上爬下的夜行者
- Taunting gravity... - Buddy, my monkey. My monkey?
- 无视于地心引力… - 老兄，我的猴子，我的猴子？
Word on the street...
街头巷尾传说…
Well, when I say "street," I mean those little pretend streets here at the zoo.
我所谓的街头巷尾 指的是动物园里的游园道路
Of course.
我知道
Your monkey found a new career...
听说你的猴子找到新工作
...in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
而且是在娱乐业 我只知道这么多
This is unbelievable!
这真是令人难以置信！
So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?
这样的情报值多少钱呢，朋友？
Are you trying to get me to bribe you?
你是要我贿赂你吗？
Maybe.
可能喔
But you already told me everything.
可是你已经告诉我一切了
Check it out. He actually is the Monkeyshine monkey.
你们看 他就是金猴啤酒的那只猴子
RACHEL: Oh, wow. So, what are you gonna do?
那你打算怎么办？
I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.
我要打电话给啤酒公司询问他的下落
That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.
我的马不见的时候 我也是这么做的
Okay, hi again!
嗨
ALL: Hi, Phoebe!
嗨，菲比
Today, we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.
今天要唱一些跟农场动物有关的歌
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
草原上的牛〝哞哞哞〞
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes "moo"
草原上的牛〝哞哞哞〞
Then the farmer hits him on the head And grinds him up
农夫在敲他的头 把他绞成肉酱
And that's how we get hamburgers
这就是汉堡肉的由来
Now chickens
接下来是鸡！
You're the only one who can save her, Drake!
只有你能救她，德瑞克
Damn it! I'm a doctor, I'm not God!
拜托，我只是个医生，不是神仙
Well, there goes my whole belief system.
我对医生的信赖全没了
ERIKA: It's Erika.
我是艾瑞卡
Quick! Quick. Shut off the TV.
天啊，快把电视关了
Wait, I wanna see what happens!
等下，我想知道剧情发展啊
Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma then we make out.
我帮莱丝莉脱离昏迷状态 然后我们就亲热
How can that be? You were just kissing Sabrina.
怎么可能？ 你刚刚才亲了赛宾娜啊
Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neurosurgeon.
瑞秋，在那个世界里 乔伊是个神经外科医生
Hey, Erika. Come in.
嘿，艾瑞卡，进来吧
How did you get here so fast? I just saw you in Salem.
你怎么这么快就到家？ 我刚还看到你在塞伦
Right, they, uh, choppered me in. Ha, ha.
喔，他们用直升机送我回来
What's up?
怎么啦？
ERIKA: Oh, you're having a little party too.
你们在开派对啊
- Is she here, huh, huh? - Who?
- 她在这里吗？ - 谁啊？
Sabrina. I know about you two!
赛宾娜啊，我知道你们的事了
I saw you today, kissing in the doctor's lounge.
我看到你在医生休息室亲吻她
It's not what you think. That was...
事情不是你想的那样
You told me I was the only one!
你还说我是你唯一的爱
All right, look. That's it.
好吧，够了
We shouldn't see each other anymore.
我们不该再继续交往了
I should have told you a long time ago...
我应该早点告诉你的
...but I am not Drake Ramoray, okay?
我不是德瑞克·雷莫瑞
I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
我不是医生，只是演员 我假装自己是个医生
Oh, my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?
我的天啊 医院的人知道这件事吗？
Ha, ha. Somebody wanna help me out here?
有人可以帮我一下吗？
Oh, I know! I know!
喔，我知道了！
Where am I?
我在哪里？
University Hospital...
这里是大学附属医院
...the same place you've been for the last 18 years.
你已经在这昏迷18年了
How can you be here and there?
你怎么会同时出现在两个地方？
Ha, ha. Because it's a television show.
因为那是电视影集
Drake, what are you getting at?
德瑞克 你这话是什么意思？
I'm not Drake!
我不是德瑞克！
That's right. He's not Drake. He's...
没错 他不是德瑞克，他是…
...Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!
汉斯·雷莫瑞 德瑞克的邪恶双胞胎兄弟
Is this true?
这是真的吗？
Yes! Yes, it is true.
是，是真的
And I know this...
我之所以知道是因为…
...because he pretended to be Drake to sleep with me!
他假装自己是德瑞克 跟我上床
And then he told me he would run away with me.
他还跟我说 他会跟我私奔
And he didn't!
可是他根本没有
And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard!
你还没把马桶盖放下来 你这个混蛋！
Is all this true?
这些都是真的吗？
Yes, I'm afraid it is.
是的，恐怕是真的
You deserve much better than me, Erika.
我根本配不上你，艾瑞卡
You deserve to be with the real Drake. He's the one you fell in love with.
你应该跟真正的德瑞克在一起 你爱的是他
Go to Salem. Find him!
去塞伦找他吧
He's the guy for you.
他才是适合你的人
Oh, Hans.
喔，汉斯
Hans?
汉斯？
Hans!
汉斯
Yo, evil twin!
嘿，邪恶双胞胎！
Right. Uh, goodbye, Erika.
是，再见了，艾瑞卡
Good luck in Salem.
祝你在塞伦一切顺利
Take care.
保重了
I'll never forget you, Hans.
我永远不会忘记你的，汉斯
Ha, ha. All right. The people who threw the water!
好了，刚泼我水的人！
Helping you out!
我们是在帮你耶
Fired? Why?
被开除？为什么？
The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents...
图书馆董事会接到很多家长的抱怨
...about some of the stuff in your songs. - I can't believe it!
关于你的歌曲里的一些内容 - 我不敢相信！
Did you tell your board about how the kids want to hear the truth?
你有跟董事会说孩子们想听实话吗？
No.
没有
I see.
我了解了
Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs?
如果你唱一些正常的儿歌…
No.
不要
What do you want me to be? Like some...
你希望我变成什么样子？ 像那些…
...stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
又大又蠢的紫色恐龙吗？
You don't have to be Barney.
你不需要变成邦尼
- Who's Barney? - Eh...
邦尼是谁？
Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this: He's healthy, he's happy...
我追踪到马塞尔，听好了 他很健康也很快乐
...and he's here in New York filming Outbreak 2: The Virus Takes Manhattan.
而且他现在在纽约拍 《危机总动员2：病毒席卷曼哈顿》
BOTH: You're kidding!
- 不会吧！ - 不会吧，我的天啊
- This is amazing. - I know.
- 真是太棒了 - 对啊
I finally get a part on TV, and the monkey's making movies.
我好不容易才上了电视 那只猴子竟然拍了电影
Okay. Rachel, I'm ready.
瑞秋，我准备好了
Okay.
好
Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is who tells the truth?
不好意思 请问这里有个会说实话的女歌手吗？
Um, yeah, I guess that's me.
应该就是我
She's here!
她在这里！
Sometimes men love women
有时男人爱女人
And sometimes men love men
有时男人爱男人
And then there are bisexuals
还有人是双性恋
Though some just say They're kidding themselves
虽然有些人会说 他们只是在欺骗自己
La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la-la.
啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
La-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la, la-la
啦啦啦啦，啦啦啦啦啦，啦啦
This is exciting. I haven't seen my monkey in a year.
太令人兴奋了 我已经一年没看到我的猴子了
What, you never look down in the shower?
怎么，你洗澡的时候都没往下看喔？
Oh, please. I'm not allowed to make one joke in the "monkey is penis" genre?
我不能开 〝猴子就是小弟弟〞这种玩笑吗？
SECURITY GUARD: Back up, please.
请退后
Back up. Come on, come on.
退后，快点
Excuse me. Uh, where can we find the monkey?
不好意思 哪里可以找到那只猴子？
I'm sorry. It's a closed set.
不好意思，今天的拍摄不对外开放
I'm sorry, you don't understand. I'm a friend of his.
你不了解 我是他的朋友
We, uh, used to live together.
我们以前曾经住在一起
Yeah. And I have a timeshare in the Poconos with Flipper.
对 我在波科诺斯也跟飞宝一起住过
MONICA: Ross, there he is!
罗斯，他在那里！
Hey! Hey, buddy!
嘿！伙伴！
Marcel! Marcel!
马塞尔！马塞尔！
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight
在丛林里，广大的丛林 今晚狮子要睡觉
In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight
在丛林里，广大的丛林 今晚狮子要睡觉
They won't take you to the vet
他们不带你去看兽医
You're obviously not Their favorite pet
很显然你不是他们最爱的宠物
- Smelly cat, smelly cat - Smelly cat, smelly cat
- 臭猫，臭猫 - 臭猫，臭猫
- It's not your fault - It's not your fault
- 这不是你的错 - 这不是你的错
No
不
- What? - I'm sorry.
- 怎么了？ - 抱歉
What's wrong with that?
有什么问题？
Um, ahem, I think you might wanna, like, pick a more masculine note. Heh.
我觉得你可能要 唱得有男性气慨一点
