It's Teddy's 16th birthday and she needs driving lessons, but Bob won't teach her. When Mrs. Dabney gives Teddy a chance, she takes it. Meanwhile, a dog has followed Gabe home, and though Amy initially wants it gone, she starts to like it. 这是泰迪的第十六岁生日，她需要驾驶课程，但是鲍勃不会教她。当夫人达布尼给泰迪的机会，她把它。与此同时，一只狗跟着他回家，尽管最初艾米要走了，她开始喜欢它。
Okay, Charlie, what do you say when you get in trouble?
来 小查莉 惹了麻烦时怎么说
Oh, Charlie just made an uh-oh?
I just changed you.
No, Charlie didn't do anything.
I'm just sampling her.
"sampling" means I'm recording all the words she says.
So I can play them back.
Oh, we used to do that.
We called it tape-recording.
Check it out.
no, cookie, Nana.
不是 饼干 香蕉
Dad, you promised you'd take me driving today.
To be fair, I promise a lot of things I don't deliver on.
Yeah, but you can't keep putting this off.
My driver's test is in three days,
and you haven't taken me out once.
No, I know, I know. You explained it all to me.
是 我知道 我知道 你跟我说过了
While I was trying to read in the bathroom.
You were outside the door while dad was in the bathroom?
That's how much I want it.
Bob, take her driving already.
All right, fine. Let's go.
行 好吧 走
Boy, I tell you,
nothing good ever happens when I leave the bathroom.
Bye-bye. Bye... bye... bye-bye.
拜拜 拜 拜 拜拜
- What's that? - Just in case you don't make it back.
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, baby.
Good Luck Charlie -- Driving Mrs. Dabney
P. J., what did you get Teddy for her birthday?
- Birthday? - Your sister's turning sixteen.
We're having a surprise party for her tonight.
Well, it's working,
'cause I'm surprised.
The party starts at seven.
You have to get her a present, and something nice.
- How about...? - Not another sock puppet.
You have to get her something too.
Whoa whoa, what did I just walk into?
噢 噢 我走错地方了吗
Mom says we have to buy Teddy a birthday present.
What about a dog?
I bet she'd like a dog.
I'm serious. You have to get her something.
What about a dog? I bet she'd like a dog.
Gabe, is there a dog in my house?
He followed me home, mom.
Can we keep him?
No. I've told you a hundred times
I do not want a dog in this house.
No, honey. It's actually a doggie.
不 宝贝儿 这是狗狗
Who just made a horsy-sized uh-oh.
Sorry, Teddy. I've made my decision and it's final.
Dad, that's so unfair.
Mom, dad says I can't get my license.
- What? Why not? - Because she's not ready.
-什么 为什么不能 -因为她还不够格
Well, my driving instructor thinks I am.
He says I'm doing great.
The man works for the public schools.
He's got nothing to live for.
Mom, can you say something?
Teddy honey, I'm sorry,
But your father has a very small area of authority...
And unfortunately for you,
Teaching you kids to drive is part of it.
So what else is in that area?
I really want to get my license the day I turn sixteen.
Look, it's not gonna happen,
瞧 这压根不可能 不是吗
瞧 这压根不可能 不是吗
So until further notice, there's gonna be no driving.
Sorry. Can I have the keys, please?
I can't believe I stood outside the bathroom door for this.
You're on my side, right?
- Honey. - Yeah?
Why am I talking to a dog?
He followed Gabe home.
But don't worry. I made it very clear.
We are not keeping him.
Hey, you know something?
He kind of reminds me of your Uncle stan.
- What? - The wet nose and the bloodshot eyes.
Come on, he...
Oh, now I see it.
P. J., I have a question.
Was dad out of control
when he was teaching you how to drive?
No no, he was very mellow.
没啊 不 他脾气很好
Then what is his problem?
Well, hair loss, kills bugs for a living...
嗯 因为脱发 杀虫谋生
There's so much to choose from.
Well, whatever it is, why did he have to take it out on me?
好吧 不管为什么 他为什么拿我当出气筒
I don't know. Maybe you're a bad driver.
No, I'm a good driver.
I was the only kid in driver's ed.
Who didn't barf during the splattered brains movie.
Actually I have a question for you.
I have a friend who is turning sixteen.
And I have to buy her a birthday present.
I know your friend wouldn't want a sock puppet.
Well, what would she want?
She'd probably like boots,
Like from that cool store at the mall,
But not the black ones with the purple trim.
She already has those.
I'm just guessing.
Oh hi, Mrs. Dabney.
噢 嗨 达布尼太太
I see you people have a dog now.
Oh, I'm doing fine, thanks. How are you?
呃 我最近不错 多谢关心 你呢
Let me explain something to you.
Your dog makes my Cat nervous.
And when my Cat gets nervous, I get nervous.
And when I get nervous, Mr. Dabney gets nervous.
Then what happens?
Mr. Dabney goes to stay with his mother.
So this dog thing is not entirely bad.
All right, we're done here.
Oh, Mrs. Dabney, before you go,
噢 达布尼太太 先别走
Um, I need some more practice hours.
Before I take my driver's test,
So if you ever need a chauffeur, I'm your girl.
I've got a bunch of errands to run.
And if you drive, I can play word jumble on my cell phone.
Actually I do that anyway, but this way it's legal.
This store only has girls in it.
So what's Teddy's shoe size?
I don't know.
You don't know her shoe size?
I don't know her middle name.
Well, dude, how are we supposed to buy her shoes?
噢 小子 那我们怎么给她买鞋
Wait a minute.
Teddy wore your sneakers by mistake last week, right?
- Yes. - That means you're the same size.
Here, try these on.
I am not putting on girl boots.
Oh, come on.
They'll look good with that girl shirt you're wearing.
It's not a pony. It's a stallion.
Fine, I'll put them on for two seconds.
Buying boots for my sister.
Funny story... she and my brother have the same size feet.
Good thing she didn't want underwear, right?
Okay, see you.
Okay, they fit.
Whoa, hold on, dude. You've gotta stand up,
噢 兄弟 等等 你得站起来看看
Walk around, make sure they're comfortable.
Wow, those do wonders for your legs.
Okay, that's enough.
They won't come off.
What? Let me try.
Why are your feet so fat?
They're not fat. They're husky.
What are we gonna do?
Well, there's only one thing to do.
- Who are you calling? - No one.
I'm taking a picture of you in girl boots.
The light's not getting any greener.
I know, but the car in front of me hasn't moved yet.
Here's a quick driving lesson.
Wake up, grandpa!
Sorry, that was her, not me.
对不起 是她在乱叫 不是我
Oh look, grandpa's telling us we're number one.
No, he's not. He's...
不 他才不是呢 他
I know what he's doing.
So we should probably head home now, right?
Just one more stop... boulder. I want to see my sister.
再多停一站 博尔德 我要见我的姐姐
Boulder? That's in the mountains.
Oh, you got one of those flat-land-only driving permits?
No, it's just I have to be home by seven.
Oh, and we should probably stop for gas.
In this car you can drive a hundred miles on empty.
I'll tell you when we need gas.
Now we need gas.
Yeah, just one problem...
We're in the middle of nowhere.
And it looks like rain.
And there's a crazy woman outside my window.
So actually we got three problems.
Kinda hard to talk with the window open just a crack.
What are y'all doing over here?
We're out of gas.
Well, this is your lucky day.
There's gas and such down the road a spell.
Oh, how far is a spell?
Of course, I got a gallon of gas right here.
Great. How much is it?
The mountain lady's got an angle.
I also got gum, mints, magazines.
我还有口香糖 薄荷糖 杂志
I could keep you up to date on all things Justin bieber.
Charlie, hand mommy the tape.
It'll just be a "sweet six" party.
What are you drawing?
Are you making a pretty picture?
What do you want, dog?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You cannot be here.
You're kind of sweet.
Okay, just for a minute.
You're not such a bad dog, are you?
No, you're a good dog.
I'm gonna call you sweetie-pie
'cause you're a sweetie-pie.
- Mommy. - Charlie, not now.
-妈咪 -查莉 现在别给我
Mom, we have got a big problem.
Oh, you sure do.
Those boots do not go with those shorts.
You are working my last nerve.
She is a handful.
Does any of this look familiar?
Looks like the same road we drove down ten minutes ago.
So I'm just going in circles.
And you didn't want to say anything?
I thought my annoyed silence was speaking volumes.
Well, we're lost.
And we need to look at a map. Do you have a map?
On my cell phone. But I'd have to turn off my word jumble.
What did you do now?
I think we're in some kind of hole.
Well, then one of us is gonna have to get out and push...
The one of us who's sixteen.
I'm not sixteen yet.
- Get out. - Okay.
Okay, hit it, but try to go...
行了 到位了 试着往前开开啊
Okay, go again, but this time.
唉 再试回 但这次
Try to go a little bit slower.
Well, this would be a great time.
For the mountain lady to come by with some skirts.
- Hi. - Hi.
I think you found my dog.
Um, we don't have a dog here.
I found this flyer with your address on it.
Must be a misprint. No dog. Bye-bye.
那一定是印错了 这儿没狗 再见
Mom, mom, can I talk to you for a minute?
妈妈 妈妈 我能和你说两句吗
Hi, we'll be right with you.
Look, mom, we've got to do the right thing here.
听着 妈妈 我们得诚实
If you want a dog, we can get you another one.
I don't want another dog.
I want my sweetie-pie.
Mom, he already has a family.
Who loves him and misses him.
He needs to go home.
I will never forget you.
I'm very very proud of you.
Now how about we go get you some ice cream?
- Okay. - Yes, come on.
-好吧 -好 走吧
Oh, you guys, Teddy's here.
嘿 大家都注意啦 泰迪来了
Everybody hide. Hide.
I know what you're thinking...
Teddy can wear anything.
Why don't I go clean up.
And we'll try this again in thirty minutes, okay?
Oh, one more thing... you guys!
- Great cake, mom. - I got it at the store.
-蛋糕不错 妈妈 -商店里买来的
I know. That's why I said "great cake, mom."
明白 所以才说"蛋糕不错 妈妈"
Dad, what are you doing out here?
Just thinking. Are you enjoying your party?
Yeah, it's awesome. Thank you so much.
是的 棒极了 太谢谢你们了
Dad, I have to tell you something.
You spent the afternoon driving with Mrs. Dabney.
You got all that from "I have to tell you something"?
No, actually I got all that.
From when Mrs. Dabney returned your skirt.
Now you know I told you I didn't want you driving.
I know. I'm sorry.
All right, you know what?
Let's just talk about this tomorrow.
- Dad, I'm a really good driver. - Teddy.
-爸爸 我真的开得不错 -泰迪
No, why are you treating me different than P. J.?
You didn't freak out on him
when he was learning how to drive.
Because teaching P. J. to drive
was a completely different thing.
- Why? - Because it was.
- Why? - Because he's P. J.
You're my little girl.
Driving means leaving.
And once you get in that car,
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
瞧瞧 真是抱歉啊 不是吗
You've got your party and stuff going on.
I shouldn't be talking about this stuff.
Dad, it's sad to think.
All your kids are gonna leave someday.
Well, actually to be perfectly honest,
With P. J.
I'm kind of worried he's never gonna leave.
We'll hope for the best.
Dad, I want you to know that even though
I'm gonna get in that car and drive away someday,
I'm also gonna drive back home.
Yeah, probably with a trunkful of laundry.
And now P. J. And Gabe.
Have a special birthday surprise for you.
But first let me introduce.
Snoop Charlie char.
Teddy, this one's for you.
- Ready? - Yep.
Ready, set, go.
we went to buy boots for a special sister
but they got stuck and now I got a blister
we were out of money, we were out of time
so we dressed up with Charlie and busted out a rhyme
you're sixteen now, gonna move out soon
in a few more years I'm gonna get your room
that's all we got, but we hope you know
that we're with you, Teddy, not matter where you go
- Teddy, Teddy - Happy Birthday..
-泰迪 泰迪 -生日快乐
Well, Charlie, here we are,
嗨 小查莉 瞧瞧我们俩
The Duncan sisters on my sixteenth birthday.
Can you say, "happy birthday, Teddy"?
Well, it's the thought that counts.
Anyway, the big news is I got my driver's license,
Which means I now have total freedom to go wherever I want.
Teddy, I need you to pick up some things at the store.
And while you're at it, the car needs gas.
And pick up gabe just 'cause I don't wanna.
Can you wish me good luck, Charlie?
It's the thought that counts.
Are we there yet?
Did you see a grand canyon?
I need to go to the bathroom.
I told you to go before we left.
- I didn't have to go then. - Are we there now?
License and registration, ma'am.
Gabe, it's me... Teddy.
盖比 是我 泰迪
License and registration, Teddy.
You got lucky.