Gabe accuses Charlie of leaving the garage door open. 他指责查利离开了车库的门打开。
- Hey. See you later. - Hey, dad.
- 嘿 我上班去了 - 嘿 老爸
Before you go, can I ask you something?
- Oh, ask your mother. - Why can't I ask you?
- 哦 你还是问你妈妈去吧 - 为什么不能直接问你呢
Well, because whatever answer I give you,
She's gonna tell me it's the wrong one.
Wow, dad. When did you become so afraid of mom?
哇 老爸 你什么时候变得这么惧内了
I... ask your mother.
Hey, mom, can I ask you a question?
喂 老妈 能问你个问题吗
Okay, why can't people learn to use their car alarms?
- Turn it off, jerk! - Uh, mom, that jerk is you.
- 把那玩意关掉 混蛋 - 呃 妈 你貌似是在骂自己
- What? - That's your car alarm.
- 啥 - 那是你自己的汽车上的报警器
Oh, well, that's entirely different.
哦 这样子啊 那就要另当别论了
- Why is it going off? - That's why.
- 怎么突然自己响起来了 - 那就是原因
Charlie's going through her button-pushing phase.
- Isn't it adorable? - Yeah yeah, real cute baby.
- 很可爱 对吧 - 对 对 确实很可爱
- Can we get back to me now? - Okay, honey, what is it?
- 闲话能就此打住么 - 对不起 儿子 你有什么事啊
The kids at school are teasing me again.
- About your hair? - No, about my bike.
- 是因为你的头发吗 - 不 是因为我的自行车
- What's wrong with my hair? - Nothing.
- 我的头发怎么了 - 没什么
It worked when you were five, it works now.
Okay, now what about your bike?
It's lame. I need a new one.
Oh, a new bike, huh?
哦 你要辆新车 是吧
- Ask your father. - Really?
- 要你爸跟你买去吧 - 真的
No, I'm just kidding.
You can't have a new bike.
Everyone knows your bike is a statement of who you are.
My bike says "this guy is a total geek."
Same thing your haircut says.
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, baby.
Hey, honey. What you working on?
嘿 宝贝 忙什么呢
Do you mind?
I can't help it. I saw the word "mom."
Okay, I'm writing a script for my drama class.
We're supposed to shoot a short film.
About an important moment in our lives.
Ooh ooh! Which moment?
哇 哇 你写的是哪一个
I've been involved in so many.
Well, it's about the day you and dad sat me down.
And told me you were expecting charlie.
- Can I read it? - Sure, when I'm finished.
- 能让我看看吗 - 好啊 等我写完了
No, come on. I'm really excited.
哦 别这样 这事太让我激动了
- Give me a sneak peek. - Okay.
- 让我粗略看几眼吧 - 好吧
Okay, let's see here. "Bob"... yak yak yak.
啊 让我看看 鲍勃 啦啦啦
"Teddy"... blah blah blah. Amy
泰迪 啦啦啦 艾米
Teddy, we need to talk to you."
Oh, this is really good.
Where does it say that? I don't see that.
No no, it doesn't. I'm saying that.
不 不 不是写的 是我刚才说的
Guys, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend Nina.
伙计们 来见见俺的新女友 妮娜
Nina, this is my best friend P. J....
妮娜 这是我最好的哥们 PJ
- Hi. - ...And his sister teddy.
- 嗨 - 这是她的姐姐 泰迪
- Nice to meet you. - Oh, nice to meet you too.
- 很高兴认识你 - 哦 也很高兴认识你
Come on in. Emmett, when did you get a girlfriend?
进来吧 艾米特 你从哪捞了个女友来啊
Like twenty minutes ago.
I rushed right over as soon as it happened.
Emmett has told me so much about you.
She talks like that all the time.
- She's from south america. - Venezuela.
- 她是从南美来的 - 是委内瑞拉
I thought you said south america.
Emmett, venezuela is in south america.
Yeah, they have trouble with subjects ending in "-ography."
And "-ath." and "-ience."
Teddy, can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure. - I'll be right back.
- 行 - 我马上就回来
So how long have you been in the country?
- Only one day.
- That explains how you ended up with emmett.
Since I have a girlfriend now.
This thing that's been going on between us...
Mmm, that thing that exists only in your head?
Yeah, that... it's over.
对 就是那个 也该结束了
That's good. Deny the pain.
- No tears? - No problem.
- 不要哭哟 - 没问题
- So brave. - So... Emmett.
- 真坚强 - 就这样吧 艾米特
Dad! Dad, dad, quick! Get in here!
老爸 老爸 快过来啊
My bike is gone! Somebody stole it!
- What? - Yeah, the garage door is wide open.
- 什么 - 看 车库的门现在打开着啊
But I closed it when I came in.
Well, somebody opened it,
And I think I know who.
- Charlie did it. - No.
- 小查莉干的 - 不是
You did that! She's pushing the buttons again.
Hang on, hang on. Hey you.
等一下 你先别吵 过来 小宝贝
How did charlie even get the garage door remote?
Who cares? Wheelie is gone.
- You called your bike wheelie? - I used to.
- 你管你的那辆车叫威利 - 曾经是
I loved that old bike.
Hey hey hey hey hey. It's okay.
You know what? We're gonna get you a new one.
Okay, I'll be in the car.
Teddy honey, your script is terrific.
- I love it. - Oh, mom, I'm so glad you like it,
- 我很喜欢 - 哦 妈妈 您喜欢我真是太高兴了
'Cause I thought you were gonna be critical.
But you're not critical, you're just really smart.
Okay, so who's in it?
Who's playing the duncans?
Oh, kids from my drama class.
This one kid, Walter, is playing dad.
Blah blah blah. Who's playing me?
I haven't cast the mom role yet.
I'm having auditions later.
Oh, okay. Well, if you need me to do anything,
哦 好吧 这样吧 如果你需要我帮忙
Just let me know. I could do props,
Costumes or play mom... whatever.
服装啊 或者演妈妈这可角色啊 什么都行
Here we go.
You know, I don't know if I've told you this,
But when I was younger I did a lot of theater.
Really? What did the southwest denver.
Community college "daily bugle" say?
The southwest denver community college "daily bugle"
它们说我在"热铁皮屋顶上的猫 "里面 注：1958电影 又名朱门巧妇
Called my maggie from "cat on a hot tin roof"
Ah. Look, mom. I'm supposed to use kids.
这个嘛 妈 我还是准备找跟我一起上戏剧课的同学
From my drama class in the video.
Of course. Of course you are.
- I understand. - Thanks.
- 我完全理解 - 谢谢
You know what I feel like?
I feel all the time like a cat on a hot tin roof.
Dad! Mom's bugging me!
- Hello there. - Oh, hi.
- 你好 - 哦 嗨
- It's P. J., right? - That's right.
- 你是PJ对吧 - 没错
So how are you liking south high?
Oh, everyone is so nice.
Some more nice than others.
Uh, I hope you don't think I'm being too forward,
But I find you very intriguing.
I find you standing very close now.
This is my number. I hope you'll use it.
Don't you already have a boyfriend?
No, but I'm hoping to. Ciao.
没啊 不过我正希望有 再见
Oh, no, she already has a nickname for me.
哦 不会吧 她都开始跟我起小名了
- Hi, honey. - Hey.
- 嗨 亲爱的 - 嘿
Why is there a new bike in the garage?
Gabe's bike got stolen. Poor kid was crushed.
盖比的自行车被偷了 可怜的孩子 他怪伤心的
What are you talking about? He hated his old bike.
- Wheelie? - Yes, weally.
- 是威利吗 - 没错 他特别想甩掉 注：老妈把Wheelie当成Really了
Are we talking like this for a weason?
No, wheelie is what he called his bike.
Yesterday he called his bike lame.
And then asked me for a new one.
Kinda suspicious, don't you think?
It weally is.
Hey, do you know how they say bananas in venezuela?
Do you know what girls from venezuela call the guy.
They secretly want to date behind their best friend's back?
Nina flirted with me at school today.
- No, she didn't. - Did too.
- 怎么可能 - 绝对是
Okay, maybe you didn't understand her.
I understand english.
I've been speaking it since I was seven.
I think you're making things up.
Dude, she said " I find you intriguing."
Now I don't speak spanish, but that has got to be a come-on.
All righty. Are you guys ready?
Hey. I thought you kids might like some refreshments.
Thank you, honey. I'm so lucky to have you.
谢谢你 宝贝 有你为伴我真幸运
Uh, mom, that's walter. He's playing dad.
呃 妈妈 这就是沃特 她来演剧中的爸爸
Please, call me Bob.
It'll help me stay in character.
Take your arm away, bob.
And this is Kimmy. She's playing me.
Question about character.
Why did you name her teddy?
Well, we just really liked the name.
That was you blowing my mind.
She was the only one who tried out.
Well, have you found a mom yet?
Oh, no, all the amy candidates are out on the porch.
这个嘛 还没有 那些候选人还在门口等着呢
Oh, okay. Whatever.
I wasn't even thinking about that, really.
Is that the mail I hear?
I'm just gonna go check and find out.
Sorry, girls, the video sheet's been canceled.
很抱歉 女孩们 试镜取消了
Yeah, the duncans have head lice.
Okay, first let's...
Hey, where'd everybody go?
Anything mom can do for you?
Wow. You're unbelievable. Okay, well,
Seeing as I have no other choice, would you...
好吧 都到这份儿上了 您愿不愿意
Okay, here we.
Mom, come on. I want to get started.
妈 快点 我马上要开始了
- Coming! - I spend more time.
- 来了 - 我花在等那女人上的时间
Waiting for that woman.
Mom, why did you change?
- The script says Amy's in scrubs. - Oh, honey,
- 按剧本上写的你应该穿便装啊 - 哦 乖女儿
I learned in college theater.
That the script is really just an outline.
Okay. All right, everyone, here we go.
好吧 那么各位 我们准备开始了
Bob and Amy, you're on the couch.
Teddy enters from over there. Now remember, guys,
泰迪从那里进入 还有 记住各位
This is just a rehearsal so use your scripts.
"Teddy, can you come here a minute?"
"Teddy crosses to the couch, nervous.
'Am I in trouble'... question mark."
No no no, kimmy, just the lines, honey.
不对 不对 凯米 只用读台词
Not the other stuff, okay?
"Teddy, we need to talk to you."
"Am I in trouble?"
"Well, I'll just say it.
- Your mother's gonna have a baby." - Okay, can we stop?
- 你妈妈要生个小宝宝了 - 等一下 等一下
Can we stop? I'm sorry.
they just don't fit into my mouth comfortably.
But it's what happened. It's exactly what you said.
The day you were supposed to be wearing scrubs.
Okay, valid point, but do we want to make it real.
好吧 你说得很对 但是你是想完全按照事实死板地拍呢
Or do we want to make it good?
I want to make it before my battery dies.
Yeah. Well, that new bike sure is a beauty.
啊 很不错 这辆新车确实很酷啊
Sure is, dad.
- All right. Have fun. - Okay.
- 好了 你好好玩吧 - 嗯
- Gabe, before you go... - Yeah?
- 儿子 在你走之前 - 怎么了
- ...One quick question. - Mm-hmm.
- 问你一件事 - 说吧
You know that garage door remote that charlie had?
- How do you think she got that down from the cupboard?
- Maybe you should ask charlie. - Yeah, well,
- 这问题你还是得问她吧 - 说得也是
You know I can't do that.
Oh, because she can't talk yet.
哦 对了 她还不会说话 对吧
- Yeah. - Yeah, that is a bummer.
- 没错 - 哎 真是太可惜了
Yeah, it sure is.
All right. You know what? I'll see you later.
好吧 就这样吧 你玩去吧
You know what? Just one more thing.
You know, I don't even think.
That remote works from the kitchen where charlie was.
Dad, what are you trying to say?
Are you accusing me of something?
No, I just wanna know when you're gonna be back.
Oh, half an hour. Can I go now?
哦 半个小时吧 我现在能出去了吗
Of course you can, gabe.
You've always been free to go.
Okay okay, there she is.
看 看 她就在那
Now I'm going to prove to you that she likes me.
- And not you. - Okay. Okay.
- 而不是你 - 行 行
- Hi. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨
- Hi. - Hi.
- 你好 - 你好
So far it's a tie.
Okay, I know we both have a lot to offer,
But you're gonna have to choose between us.
Oh, I choose P. J.
Okay, let's try that again.
And remember it's a multiple-choice question.
My choice is still P. J.
I'm sorry, I can't go out with you.
I wouldn't do that to emmett. Pals before gals.
我不能那样对艾米特 兄弟是手足 女人是衣服
- Thanks, man. - You'd do the same for me, right?
- 谢了 兄弟 - 你也不会见色忘义的对吧
Yeah, let's go with that.
Wait a minute. I know what's going on here.
- You think I'm nina. - You're not?
- 你们把我当成妮娜了 - 难道你不是吗
No! I'm tina. That's nina.
不是 我是蒂娜 那才是妮娜
Wait. What are we doing?
And then I could say,
"Teddy girl, mama's having a baby child!"
Right? Right? Isn't that better?
怎么样 怎么样 这样一来是不是好多了
Doesn't it make more sense.
That Amy would tell Teddy about the baby?
"Mama's having a baby child"?
Well, teddy, I'm just trying to find.
The emotional truth to the piece.
No thank you.
Okay, fine. You want me to be a robot, I'll be a robot.
好吧 你想让我照着剧本读 那我就当个机器人好了
I'll be a robot.
Am I in trouble?
No. No no no no no.
不 不 不
Nobody's a robot. We're doing the script as written.
Okay, places everyone.
Teddy, can you come here a minute?
Am I in trouble?
Teddy, we need to talk to you.
Well, I'll just say it...
Your mother's gonna have a baby.
A baby. You're gonna have.
A new little brother or sister.
- Oh! - Now what are you doing?
- 啊 - 你这是在干什么
I just felt the baby kick.
No. No no no.
不 不 不
That's impossible. The baby doesn't have feet yet.
Okay. You know what? I'm just trying.
To figure out the mix of emotions
that I was feeling that day.
You know, the excitement, the confusion,
The fear, the hormones.
Yeah, do you know what I was feeling that day?
行 行 你知道我当时是什么感受吗
It was "why are you having another baby?
You barely have time for the three kids you have now."
Was that in the script? Because I'm lost.
What was that?
I'm sorry, mom. I shouldn't have said that.
对不起 妈妈 我刚才不该那么对你说话
Well, is that really how you felt?
Were you really mad that we were having another baby?
- Yeah, I kinda was. - Why didn't you say something?
- 嗯 我想有点吧 - 你为什么不直接跟我说呢
Mom, what was I supposed to say?
Charlie was on the way. You were all so excited.
Excited? I didn't know how we were gonna make it all work.
- I was terrified. - Really? 'Cause you didn't show it.
- 我当时好害怕 - 真的 可你当时一点没显得害怕啊
That's because I'm a really great actress.
Come here. Sit down.
Do you still feel that way,
Like we don't have enough time for you?
Actually, today I thought maybe you had.
A little bit too much time for me.
I don't know how you're doing it,
But you guys are doing a great job.
Well, that's because we're not doing it alone,
And one of the big reasons it works is you.
The boys help out too.
But you're right, it's mostly me.
Look, teddy. In the future,
If ever you're feeling something,
you've got to tell me, okay?
Come here. Come here.
I want us to always be honest with each other.
Okay, I'll be honest with you.
Say the lines as written or you're fired.
What's the matter, gabe?
- Um, dad... - Are you okay?
- 哦 是老爸你啊 - 你还好吧
You look shook up.
- Wheelie's back. - I know! Isn't it great?
- 我的威利回来了 - 我知道 很棒 不是么
How did you find him?
Oh, I came home from work,
I saw that kid Jake on your bike,
So I called the cops and they arrested him.
They arrested Jake?
But he's just a kid.
Ooh, he won't be when he gets out.
- What's wrong, son?
- 怎么了 儿子
Something bothering you?
No? Well, something's bothering me,
没有 不过 倒是有些事让我很困惑啊
Because here's what I think really happened.
First, you sold your bike to Jake
And then you pocketed the money.
Then you opened the garage door...
...Using the keypad.
Finally, you grabbed the remote
From the kitchen cabinet
And you planted it on charlie.
Interesting theory, but it doesn't prove a thing.
You're right. You're right.
I didn't have any hard proof,
But I kept thinking, thinking.
And then a bell went off.
- Is gabe here? - No.
- 盖比在家吗 - 不在
Tell him Jake wants his ten dollars back.
This bike is a piece of junk.
And that's when all the pieces fell into place.
All right, you got me.
Now what happens?
Ask your mother.
Back from the bike store.
Charlie, your brother has something he would like to say to you.
Go ahead, gabe.
Charlie, I'm sorry I tried to frame you.
Aw. Remember the first time I said that to you?
Like it was yesterday.
And now here is a little I'm-sorry present from your brother.
Okay, bring it in.
- Oh. - Yay!
- 哇 - 好棒
Yeah, we exchanged gabe's new bike for this one.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 谢谢 - 不用谢啦
Charlie, there you are on your very first bike.
Yeah yeah. Teddy girl,
对啊 对啊 泰迪啊
Mama's baby child has a new tricycle!
It's pink and red and it's got little stickers on it.
Yup, and there's mom stealing your very first spotlight.
Good luck, charlie.
I feel so bad. I just can't tell them apart.
- It is hard. - And I don't want to offend them.
- 确实挺难的 - 而我又不想直接上前去问他们
Well, you just have to find one little thing that's different.
What do you think?
I have no idea, and I'm married to one of them.
Hey, uh, dads,
嘿 呃 老爸们
Can I have five bucks?
Huh. I love having two dads.
Unbelievable! We'll never figure it out!
Yup. That's my guy.