Amy wants Gabe to befriend the new kid on the block, PJ and Emmett want a bass player in their band, and since Spencer already has a new girlfriend, Teddy wants a rebound boyfriend. Also, Bob resumes his old passion hobby. 艾米希望加布和新的孩子在该区块，普和埃米特想在他们的乐队的贝斯，因为Spencer已经有了一个新的女朋友，男朋友泰迪要反弹。同时，鲍勃恢复其古老的激情的爱好。
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Listen to spencer's latest status update.
"just chilling at home." who cares?
Apparently you do.
Mom. No no, I do not.
母亲啊 乱说 人家才没啊
I could care less what my ex-boyfriend is up to.
Oh, he hasn't even changed his online status yet.
It still says "in a relationship."
- He just can't let me go.
- Well, maybe he forgot to change it.
- 呃 这个也许是他忘记了而已
Uh, mom, how could he forget? He's online all the time.
呃 老妈 他怎么可能会忘啊 他一直都在线啊
And you know this how?
I check his status every hour.
Well, the important thing is you've moved on.
Gabe honey, you have a playdate this afternoon.
- No, I don't. - Yes, you do.
- 我才没有呢 - 你有
A new family moved in down the street.
And they have a son your age,
So I made plans for the two of you to get together.
Oh, mom, let me explain where you went wrong.
哦 母亲大人啊 您犯的错容我一一道来
I'm eleven. I don't have "playdates" anymore.
His name is austin and I think he'll be.
A very good influence on you. He's very well-behaved.
You know that well-behaved and I are natural enemies.
Could you just be nice?
Okay, be civil.
It's too late to cancel.
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, baby.
Please don't be a plumbing problem.
Please don't be a plumbing problem!
Thank you. We'll be in touch.
What is... what is going on?
We're having auditions for a new band member.
P. J. And the vibe need a fuller sound
so we can start getting gigs.
And that fuller sound is gonna come from a didgeridoo?
Is that what that thing is called?
All right, look.
How much longer are these auditions gonna go on?
- For a few more hours. - Oh man.
- 再几个小时吧 - 我嘞个去
I really gotta get my own place.
Thanks. Uh, you can keep the microphone.
谢谢支持 呃 麦克风你还是自己保留吧
- That was awful. - Emmett, don't be rude.
- 这也太差劲了 - 艾米特 别出言不逊
I'm sorry, but I'm not gonna sugarcoat it,
Even if she is my grandma.
- What do you think? - Well, he's pretty good,
- 你的意下如何 - 这个吗 他演奏的很好
But I'm not sure if he has the right look.
What do you mean?
Well, you and me are so hot.
And he's so...
I can't argue with that.
We're gonna think about it and let you know.
Could you let me know soon?
'cause my brother's having a party this weekend.
And he wants live music. He's willing to pay.
Welcome to the band.
Hey, austin. Come on in.
嘿 奥斯丁 进来吧
Gabe honey, austin's here.
What a lovely home, mrs. Duncan.
So comfortable looking.
What a nice way of saying messy.
Gabe, this is austin.
- How do you do? - How do I do what?
- 兄台别来无恙 - 我身体又没事
- He's saying hello. - Why are you dressed like that?
- 他是向你打招呼呢 - 你干嘛穿成那样
Well, I wasn't sure what activities you had planned,
So I settled on daytime casual.
This is how you want me to spend my afternoon?
Well, you boys have fun. I'll be upstairs with charlie.
呃 你们好好玩啊 我上楼陪查莉去了
Poor little baby's not feeling well.
Poor little gaby's not feeling so hot either.
What do you want to do, play video games?
- Oh, I'm not allowed. - Watch tv?
- 呃 这个父母不准我玩 - 那么看电视呢
I've already exceeded my allotted one hour of the week.
- Go to the park? - I'm not wearing sunscreen.
- 那么去公园玩 - 抱歉我没抹防晒霜
How do you think this is going?
I don't believe we've met.
Teddy, austin; Austin, teddy.
泰迪 这位是奥斯丁 奥斯丁 这位是泰迪
- Nice to meet you, austin. - The pleasure is all mine.
- 奥斯丁 很高兴见到你 - 见到你是我的荣幸
Well, aren't you a little gentleman?
What an exquisite creature.
Look, we have to figure out how to get through this.
So either you stop being weird or...
Yeah, that's the only way.
that's why monkeys shouldn't fly
- Planes! - Yeah.
- 灰机 - 棒哦
- Yes! - Yeah!
- 很好 - 好极了
Yeah! That was awe-teous!
- "awe-teous"? - Yeah.
- 正“惊” - 没错
I took "awesome" and mashed it with "righteous."
Dude, I love that.
- Hey, can I get something to drink?
- 嘿 我能找点东西解渴么
- Yeah, the kitchen's upstairs.
- 没问题 厨房在楼上
- What do you think of jimmy? - He's "gna-teous."
- 你觉得吉米这人如何 - 他"惊"顶了
- What? - I mashed "gnarly" and "awe-teous."
- 说啥 - 正惊和顶呱呱的结合体哈
"awe-teous" is already a mash-up.
Just let him do it.
Charlie honey, drink your juice.
- It'll make you feel better. - No no.
- 会让你一整天都好心情的 - 不不
I don't think you should argue with me.
I know a lot more words.
May I have some water, please?
Sure, jimmy, coming right up.
没问题 吉比 水马上就来
Well, aren't you a cutie-pie?
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't heard that before.
- I... I meant the baby. - Right. Huh.
- 我是指宝宝 - 呃 好吧
Oh, jimmy, I wouldn't get too close to charlie. She's...
哦 吉米 要是我我是不会离查莉太近的 她...
She blasted me with snot.
Which was also the name of my last band.
It's austin. Tell him I'm not here.
Sorry, austin, gabe's not here.
抱歉 奥斯丁 盖比不在家
He's hiding under that blanket.
Actually, I came to see you.
- You did? - Well, this just got interesting.
- 不是吧 - 哇 事情发展地越来越有戏剧化了
I brought you some presents.
An african orchid. I cultivate them myself.
I also made you some soap.
I was running low on orchids and soap.
I also wanted to ask you something.
- Okay. - Will you go with me?
- 好吧 - 你愿意和我一起出去吗
Go with you where?
I'm asking you to be my girlfriend.
Wait. I... I'm sorry, what?
打住 我很抱歉 你在说什么
I'm almost sixteen and you're eleven.
And a half.
I believe there's a question on the table.
Teddy, love knows no age.
But it does know height.
Austin, I'm flattered,
but I just came out of a relationship.
"I have loved, let us see if that's all."
E. E. Cummings.
"I'm not interested." T. R. Duncan.
Your words say one thing, but your eyes say another.
Okay. Focus on my hands.
They're pushing you out the door.
This is not over. I shall return!
You know, he's growing on me.
- I got your message. What's the bad news? - Jimmy's sick.
- 我收到你的短信了 有什么坏消息 - 吉米病倒了
Charlie sneezed on him.
Now he can't make the gig this weekend.
- Man, that's "awf-able." - Stop that!
- 哎呦哎 这真是不可置"惊"... - 别搞这套了
Dude, we have got to find a new bass player and fast.
- But where? - I don't know.
- 去哪里找啊 - 我也说不好
- Dad? - Hey.
- 老爸 - 嘿
I saw it here. I couldn't resist.
- How'd you learn to do that? - When I was in high school,
- 你怎么会弹这些的 - 我在上高中的时候
I had my own band... the bob duncan experience.
You were in a band? How come I never knew that?
Because whenever I start a story.
With "when I was in high school," you zone out.
I'm sorry. What?
Well, mr. D. , you are the answers to our prayers.
那个 邓肯叔 你真是我们乐队的救星
How would you like...
That's not good.
That's how I got thrown out of
the bob duncan experience.
Emmett, I don't want to be the loser
who's in a band with his dad.
A little quieter, guys.
I know he's old,
But what choice do we have?
Still hearing it.
I guess you're right.
Do you want to do the gig with us?
Yes! The experience continues!
For one gig only.
"you are the light of my life. Austin.
P. S., not to be used in non-ventilated areas."
Yep, that's my special fella.
- Hey. - Hey.
- 嘿 - 嘿
Okay. Spencer, uh,
那个 斯宾塞 啊
This is awkward, but I have to tell you something.
- Sure, what is it? - Well, I heard your online status.
- 没问题 说吧 - 那个 我看到了你的网络状态
Says you're in a relationship...
Somebody told me, I don't remember who...
So you should probably change that.
- I'm just saying. - Actually, I did change it.
- 我只是说说而已 - 事实上 我是改过了
- And then I changed it back. - Huh. Okay look,
- 可是后面又改回来了 - 呃 好吧
I know you still have feelings for me.
I get it. I have that effect on people.
But really, it's time to move on, okay?
可是 是时候放下旧情了 好吧
Teddy, my status isn't about you.
Her name's nicole. We've had a few dates.
She doesn't go to our school.
Well, that's... that's good for you.
呃 那个 你真幸运
I mean it's good for both of us, actually,
Because I'm also in a relationship.
- You are? - Yes.
- 你真的 - 没错
- Cool. Who is it? - Uh, austin...
- 不错嘛 你的情郎是谁 - 呃 他叫...
Is his name.
Austin doesn't go to our school.
Got me this candle. Whatever.
Ah. That's nice.
Yeah, he's thoughtful like that.
Ah. It's nicole.
- I should probably take this. - Oh sure. Go for it.
- 我得接一下电话 - 没问题 接去吧
I have to call austin anyway...
Once he's old enough to have a phone.
Hey, te... oh.
嘿 泰... 哦
Please tell me you're not still obsessing about spencer.
No no, I'm obsessing about some girl named nicole.
Who he's supposedly dating.
But I don't think she exists.
I just scrolled through all four hundred and fifty two of his friends.
And there's not one nicole.
You think he made up a fake girlfriend.
Just to get a rise out of you?
Oh, that is sad and pathetic.
Well, in certain situations.
What's your fake boyfriend's name?
- Oh teddy. - I panicked!
- 哦 泰迪 - 我慌了神了
At least he's a real guy.
For you, my love!
Is that the lute?
Oh, I love the lute.
Sorry, austin. Now's not a good time.
抱歉 奥斯丁 你出现的时机可不太对
Teddy, go out with me.
- No. - Then I will continue to serenade you.
- 不 - 那么我将会倾囊我所有的乐器
With every instrument at my disposal.
But you should know.
My father owns a music store.
So what's it gonna take to make you go away?
Okay, fine. Let's get this over with.
Well, not now. I'm not dressed.
I shall return Saturday afternoon.
- Shall we say one-ish? - Say whatever you want.
- 一点如何 佳人 - 随你便了
Our relationship ends at three-ish.
Until then I bid you a gentle good morrow.
Dad! Come on, let's have a look at you.
老爸 来啊 我们看看你的形象
Huh? Look at that.
Can I pass for a teenager?
Just stay out of direct light...
Or any light.
- Is that a zit? - Yep, drew that on myself.
- 那不会是青春痘吧 - 答对了 我自己化妆的
Makes me look younger, huh?
Ugh. Putting a lot of pressure on one little zit, dad.
- Let's go over it one more time. - Oh, all right.
- 我们再过一遍 - 嗷 好吧
My name is bo. I go to north high.
And, if anybody asks, I have a bizarre medical condition.
- That makes me look older. - Called?
- 让我看上去年龄偏大 - 什么病啊
Want to go out with a teenager tonight?
Not with that zit.
This is our date?
Your six-year-old cousin's birthday party?
I couldn't show up without a date.
That would be embarrassing.
We wouldn't want anyone here to be embarrassed.
Oh, no, I've arranged a private table for us.
I slipped the clown a few dollars.
He'll be by shortly.
Come on, swing like you mean it!
She's gonna be seven by the time we get out of here.
It won't take that long.
After the pinata, we have cake.
- Then we kiss and it's over. - What did you say?
- 然后亲个小嘴 一切结束 - 你在说啥
We have cake.
Uh, it's your turn.
Ah. Let's do this.
Open your bags, girls. This pretty rainbow's going down.
女孩们 打开包吧 这道绚丽的彩虹马上就要成为历史了
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Whoo!
没错 这才是我想要的效果 哇
- Teddy? - Oh! Spencer.
- 泰迪吗 - 哦 斯宾塞
That is you, uh, tiger.
- How do you do? - Oh my gosh.
- 兄台别来无恙 - 哦 天哪
How do I do what?
- I'm austin. - This is austin?
- 我叫奥斯丁 - 这位就是你所说的奥斯丁吗
The guy you're in a relationship with?
Well, it's just our first date.
We're taking things slow.
Um, well, I should go. Nicole's waiting for me.
呃 那么我先走了 妮可尔还在那里等我呢
- It was nice to meet you. - And you, sir.
- 很高兴见到你 - 先生 我也很高兴见到你
Are you okay?
That was my ex-boyfriend.
- Oh. - He's here with nicole,
- 哦 - 他现在在那里陪妮可尔
Who is pretty and real.
And you're here with an eleven-year-old.
Well, you know, teddy,
I may be only eleven,
But I'm old enough to know you deserve someone.
Who will appreciate how wonderful you are.
And for your information, spencer ain't it.
- Did you just say "ain't"? - Listen to me.
- 你刚才不会说“鬼”了吧 - 听听我啊
I'm so passionate, I'm throwing grammar to the wind.
Yeah thanks, austin.
And you know, as first dates go,
This wasn't all that bad.
Not now, slappy.
Anyway, you really...
You deserve somebody great too.
I mean, somebody who's smart.
Kind and, well, eleven.
Shall we grab our goody bags, quick kiss.
- And get out of here? - What did you say?
- 然后离开这里 - 你说啥
I said let's grab our goody bags.
that's why monkeys shouldn't fly
This is awful. We're totally bombing.
They're not even paying attention to us.
All right, guys. Calm down.
听着 伙计们 冷静
If there's anything I learned from the bob duncan experience,
It's that if you want to get people to notice you,
- You give them something to notice. - How do you do that?
- 你必须制造噱头让别人注意 - 这该怎么做
Band meeting. Okay, guys, follow my lead.
乐队会议 听着 伙计 下面按我说得来
This crowd's about to get fired up.
my mouth is on fire!
my mouth isn't fire!
my mouth is on fire!
Thanks to a strange little dude named austin,
I think I'm finally over spencer.
In fact, I'm about to defriend him right now.
Whoo! Moving on.
Ooh, looks like I have an email from...
Oh, he posted the teddy the tiger pictures.
All over the internet.
Wish me good luck, charlie.
Whoa! What happened?
Dad breathed fire. It was so awesome...
The first time.
The second time there were some problems.
No big deal.
Tomorrow morning I'll go down to the music store.
And get jimmy a new bass,
Then go over to the lumber yard.
And get jimmy's parents a new deck.
Wait. Dad, you played in P. J. 's band?
打住 老爸 你不会在PJ的乐队里演出了吧
- I didn't know you were into music.- Of course I am.
- 我还不懂你对音乐有兴趣啊 - 我当然有了
When I was in high school, I had my own band.
I'm sorry, what?
I really got to get my own place.
Look at that. Ain't she a beauty?
I thought you already bought jimmy a bass.
- This is for me. - Dad, um,
- 这可是我买给自己的 - 老爸 呃
I thought we made it pretty clear.
You being in the band was just a one-time thing.
- I'm sorry. - I'm not.
- 对此我很抱歉 - 没事
I've got my own band now.
All right. Okay whoa.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Stop stop stop.
打住 停一下 停停停
Let's try it again, all right?
Let's bring the accordion down a little bit.
A little more from you. A little less from you.
And as for emmett's grandma...
You sound great.
Alright, listen. One more time from the top. Ok? On three...
好的 听好了 从头再来一遍 好吗 倒数三
Hey, drummer, come on. I said "On three".
嘿 鼓手 专心点 我说过了“倒数三”
Oh that's right, you... You can't count to three yet.
哦 好吧 你现在...还数不到三