Teddy wants a phone, but Bob won't pay for it. The Kwikki Chikki needs to increase sales and PJ gets the idea of giving the business a 'face'. Amy gets competitive at Charlie's music school. 泰迪要电话，但是鲍勃赢得它不支付。该kwikki chikki需要增加销售和菲尔给企业一脸“。艾米得到了竞争查利的音乐学校。
Isn't this nice?
We're all here together sharing family time.
Mom, please. "Celebrity pet castle" Is on.
Who would have thought a show about celebrity pets.
Living together in a castle would be so great?
Last week, howie mandel's cat.
Ate one of jack black's guppies.
I was thinking we could turn the tv off.
Wait! Not now.
They're starting with an elimination!
I'll get the popcorn.
I would not want to be beyonce's hamster right now.
Mouse! I saw a mouse!
It was like this big.
And your high-pitched girl scream scared it away.
Hey hey hey, look at this.
That's a rocky mountain grey...
About to be a mother.
That is just gross.
I do not want a mouse or mouse babies in this house.
Aw, mouse babies.
Don't worry about it. It's not a problem.
You know what? Have a seat.
Watch a master exterminator in action.
Or we could get back to the show.
Simon cowell's turtle is coming out of his shell.
Today's all burnt toast
running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Ah, this thing is so frustrating.
Dad, can I get a new phone?
Can I please get a new phone, please?
Well, since you put it like that...
But this old phone is useless.
I can't download apps, I can't post status updates.
The only thing I can do on it is talk.
Nobody does that anymore.
Okay, you want a new phone?
There you go. New phone.
Unlimited minutes. And it squeaks.
Good for you, dad.
Tell the princess no for once.
Excuse me, but this princess.
Spends a lot less time on her hair than you do.
What's your problem, anyway?
My problem is everything gets handed to you.
This is like the first time in history something didn't go your way.
Look, honey, if you want a phone, get a job.
宝贝听好 要是你想要新手机 就去找个工作
I'm only fifteen. What kind of job could I get?
All right, you know what?
There's all sorts of dogs in the neighborhood.
You could walk dogs.
Or not get a new phone.
不然... Or… 不然就没有新手机
Teddy, a job isn't just about money.
It's also about self-worth and dignity.
Okay, everybody, we are off to our music class.
好了 伙计们 我们俩要去上音乐课了
You look so cute.
did you hear what your big sister said about you?
I was talking to you, mom.
Oh, you're so sweet.
And you're not getting a phone.
Okay, people, the fried chicken business has taken a hit.
Apparently fried is now bad for your health.
So we need to think of ways of increasing our sales.
Dazzle me! You.
How about we introduce tacos to our menu?
Too easy, too expected. Push it, people.
太简单了 太没创意了 大家再多加油啊
Punch it! Yeah?
How about we fry up other, cheaper kinds of meat.
And tell people it's chicken, only it's not chicken?
We're already doing that. You had number three lately?
Work with me, minimum wagers.
Give me something!
What you got? J. P.
It's P. J.
Well, what if we give the business a face?
Someone who is kwikki chikki.
Someone to put on posters and bags and buckets.
Like bobby burger.
I like bobby burger.
He always eats the burgers.
See? That is what we're missing.
We don't have a mr. Kwik!
Mr. Kwik? Mr. Kwik. Tell me more.
咕唧先生 唔 说下去
Well, he should be an employee.
Probably young, good looking,
You're thinking me, right?
Or someone young,
Good looking, healthy.
I'm going to sleep on it.
All right, people, doors open in ten, so look lively.
好了 干活吧 十点开门 表现积极点
Oh, and what is that smell?
That's our chicken.
Twenty years in the business. You never get used to it.
What are you doing, dad?
I am loading the mouse trap with a tasty little snack.
Of peanut butter and horror.
You haven't caught that thing yet?
Kids, let me explain something to you.
Now I'm not just a guy who catches things.
I am also an expert in animal behavior.
Now the rocky mountain grey feeds at night.
So by tomorrow morning this trap.
Is going to have a mouse in it.
And that, my friend, is a guarantee.
One hundred percent.
Somebody needs to take him down a peg.
Are you gonna mess with dad?
I'm gabe. It's what I do.
That's the way the money goes
Pop! goes the weasel.
Great job, everybody.
Okay, we're gonna take a little juice break,
Then we will come back for dance-a-lance-a-ling-long!
I'm elaine, by the way.
Nice to meet you.
I'm amy, and this is my daughter charlie.
Like, charlie brown?
No, not like charlie brown.
Charlie, like, short for charlotte.
Oh well, as long as it makes sense to you.
And who is this?
This is brittany.
Yes, you are.
Oh, that's so adorable.
You named her after a troubled pop star.
I noticed charlie was very good at clapping.
Oh yes, it's one of her many talents.
Aww, brittany was clapping at six months, so...
喔 我家布兰妮六个月就会拍手了 所以么
Charlie makes animal sounds.
Charlie, what does a cow say?
Oh, just so you know,
we're asking every mom and child
to perform a song together
Oh, that sounds fun.
And just so you know, it's not a competition.
It wouldn't be fair
with my musical theater background
I was on broadway.
Oh, and now you're here,
So we see how that turned out.
What happened to you?
I took your suggestion and became a dog walker.
A great dane and a labradoodle.
Took turns dragging me through a puddle.
What's in the bag?
Mostly great dane.
Where should I put it?
Mrs. Dabney's trash can.
Hey, dad, guess what.
You washed the car like I asked?
You are really bad at guessing.
No, I had an idea at work and my boss loved it.
不是啦 我提了个工作建议 老板很赏识
Hey, good for you.
Yeah, it was a great moment.
And who knows?
Mr. Kwik could be the start of something big.
This is amazing.
Ever since you became mr. Kwik business is booming.
I just want to say, thank you, P. J.
How am I gonna get all that money home?
You could put it in the trunk.
Of your brand new car!
Can I have your autograph, mr. Kwik?
And who am I making this out to?
When are you gonna wash mine?
Dad, get out of my fantasy.
Hello, little mouse.
Want to help me mess with dad?
We have a mouse?
No. But the bait is gone.
Oh, come on. That's impossible.
How could a mouse do that?
I don't know.
It's almost like he's mocking you.
Okay, mouse wants to dance,
We're gonna dance.
I wonder what kids with smart dads do for fun.
Guys, I'm going inside for just a minute.
And while I'm gone no sniffing,
No biting and no scooching.
And brutus, come here.
Buddy, remember, fifi is not a chew toy, okay?
好兄弟记住 菲菲不是你的咬咬棒 好吗
did you have a chance to think about my mr. Kwik idea?
Yes, I did, J. P. Or should I say...
我想过了 JP 不然我现在该叫你
Yup, you're the new face of kwikki chikki.
I see great things ahead for you. The future is bright.
Does the future include a bump in pay?
No, it does not.
Well, doesn't matter.
Being mr. Kwik is reward enough.
Free soft drinks?
But you were right, kid.
The face of kwikki chikki needs to be young,
Healthy, good looking.
You mean this?
Oh, no no no, this ain't that.
This is good but that is great.
She can't be mr. Kwik. She's a girl.
Then forget about mr. Kwik.
She'll be our kwikki chick.
Are you ready to be the face of kwikki chikki?
I just wanted to use the bathroom.
I just don't understand why you're mad at me.
I'm mad at you because you did it again.
You walked right in there and got the job handed to you.
I didn't do it on purpose.
Do you know how long I was mr. Kwik?
Thirty seven seconds.
That's too quick.
What do you want me to do?
Quit. You already have a job.
Walking dogs? It's disgusting.
No offense, guys.
P. J., I'm sorry you didn't get the job,
But I'm not sorry I did.
Of course you're not, princess.
Stop calling me that!
Stop being that!
Oh, brutus, again? Really?
哎呀 布鲁特斯 怎么又来了 你不是吧
I'm gonna miss you least of all.
Night vision goggles... check.
What are you doing?
I'm catching a mouse.
With night vision goggles? Really?
Whatever it takes.
Nobody makes a fool of bob duncan.
No, he does that all by himself.
Go back upstairs to bed and let the expert do his job.
你 上楼睡觉去 别妨碍大师作法
Go get mommy.
- Break a leg. - Uh-huh.
- 祝你好运 - 领情
Okay, here we go, baby.
好了 宝宝 我们开始吧
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high.
Like a diamond in the sky.
No no no, charlie, grab the flashlight.
别别别 查莉啊 拿好手电筒哦
Put it back on mommy. Put it back on mommy.
The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout
Down came the rain and...
washed the spider out.
Charlie honey, I need you focus.
Mommy's about to do her big finish.
Hickory dickory rock
滴答 滴答 滴
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck twelve then
something else I said
hickory dickory rock!
滴答 滴答 滴
Thank u, denver!
There's our kwikki chick!
All right, so all you have to do is sit here,
Sign autographs and eat chicken.
I can do that.
J. P., get over here.
Wrong. From now on your name is assistant.
As in assistant to the kwikki chick.
If she needs anything, and I mean anything,
You get it forer.
Now, mitch, P. J. Doesn't have to wait on me.
不用啦 麦切老板 PJ不用特地在旁等我
Oh, yes he does. Because in our little kingdom.
You're the princess.
It's warm in here. Are you warm?
I do not want you perspiring. Fan her.
Um, mitch, he's not doing it right.
呃 麦切啊 他做的不称职
I want you to fan me.
I'm the princess. Fan me, rich.
我是公主 给我扇 里奇
Wrong! Now fan me.
Don't look at me.
Teddy, what are you doing?
Um, can you just eat the chicken now?
Mmm! Oh, that's awful!
She means awful good.
How can you people eat this stuff?
They should call this place icky chikki.
Get out! You're fired!
Oh oh oh oh! And F. Y. I.
哦 对了对了 仅供参考哦
The number three is horse meat, okay buddy?
And half off.
You're still in your bathrobe.
Why aren't you dressed?
What's the point?
Shouldn't you be at work?
There is no work. I quit my job.
If I can't catch a little mouse,
I don't deserve to call myself an exterminator.
I'm a failure.
No, dad. You're not a failure.
不是啊 爸爸 你才不废呢
You caught the mouse the first night.
I was pranking you. I'm so sorry.
I didn't mean for you to quit your job.
I got ya!
I've been pranking you.
How'd you figure it out?
I told you, I'm an expert at animal behavior.
All right, I saw you let the mouse go.
So that thing you did with the mouse traps,
You did that on purpose?
Yes, I did that on purpose.
You can't prank me, I prank you.
That's how it works.
That's how it used to work.
How does it feel to be on the other side?
I don't know who I am anymore.
Walking dogs again?
Gotta get that phone somehow.
And it beats working at kwikki chikki.
By the way, thanks.
For going all diva and getting fired on purpose.
It meant a lot to me.
I don't know what you're talking about?
Didn't you throw that tantrum just to help me?
Doesn't sound like me.
Okay, well, however you want to play it,
I owe you a solid.
This is mostly solid.
Oh, look at that.
Your brother and sister are sharing.
Hey, how was "Music and me"?
Listen, could you take charlie to class next time?
And all the other times after that?
There was a little misunderstanding.
Apparently the me in "Music and me"
Hey, charlie. It's me, P. J.
好啊 小查莉 是你大哥PJ
I'm taking over teddy's video diary to tell you that,
Even though she didn't want to admit it,
She did something really nice for me today.
I guess sometimes we really do care about each other.
Who knows, maybe this is the start of a whole new...
P. J., what are you doing with my camera?!
- I'm talking to charlie.
Give me that.
No, I'm not done yet!
Oh, yes you are.
With a sister like this, good luck, charlie.
有她这样的姐姐 祝你好运吧 查莉
Hey, I say that!
Good luck, charlie.
Look, elaine, I probably owe you an apology.
I mean, making a competition out of Singing nursery rhymes,
No apology necessary. I can be very competitive.
Believe me, no one's more competitive than me.
I was voted most competitive at competition school.
May I take your order? .
A three piece combo is what I'd like
And a kid's meal for my little tyke
I will have your six piece platter
Slaw or potato salad it don't matter
Jumbo shake and a side of fries..
Might as well stick 'em on your meaty thighs