PJ makes a web video of Charlie that turns her into an internet sensation. 普以一个网络视频的查利，把她变成了一个互联网的感觉。
Hey, you guys want to see something funny?
Oh, if this is where you lift your shirt up.
And make your belly button sing... no, thank you.
Even better. Check out this video I made of Charlie.
Being a baby stinks.
Food's too mushy, gross and too juicy,
And the tv shows they make me watch are insulting.
Ahh, much better.
Life is good.
PJ, you are gonna have to put that online
so grandma can see it.
Grandma knows how to go online?
PJ, you're gonna have to put that on a DVD
So grandma can watch it.
Grandma got a DVD. Player?
Okay, PJ, you're just gonna have to go over to grandma's house.
好吧 儿子 你亲自去趟外婆家
And act it out for her.
Today's all burnt toast
running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Okay, where is the library?
好 念这句 图书馆在哪儿
Donde esta la libraria?
Okay, you're really cute when you roll your r s,
But it's "Biblioteca."
But say "Libraria" Again.
突苏苏馆馆馆儿 儿 儿
Your rrrs make me all Mmm.
Hey, listen, I want to ask you something.
Ooh, that sounds interesting. What is it?
唔 听上去很有意思 是什么呢
Gabe, do you mind?
No, you can stay.
Let's go upstairs.
Good idea. I was gonna say something,
But I didn't want to be rude.
Okay, now what did you want to ask me?
I was wondering if...
It was embarrassing.
It was a simple question.
Your father shouts at me from two aisles away,
"Hey, ames, what kind of toilet paper you like...
喂 艾米 你想选什么样的厕纸啊
Quilted or super-quilted?"
Hey, look, Spencer's here.
嘿 快看 斯宾塞来做客了
So what, the world doesn't know.
That the great Amy Duncan uses toilet paper?
Nice to see you, Mr. And Mrs. Duncan.
邓肯先生 邓肯太太 见到你们很高兴
After all that shouting, you got the wrong kind.
Well, that's because I'm not Bob the toilet paper psychic.
Right this way.
Well, on the bright side,
You got the wrong trash bags too.
Sorry about my parents.
Wow, I say that a lot.
So what I wanted to ask you was...
I'm gonna get you! Yes, I am.
Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
抓住了 抓住了 要抓住了
Okay, let's go outside.
It usually takes him a while to get her.
Okay, I think I'm all out of family members,
But you'd better talk fast.
Okay, I was wondering.
If you would wear my football Jersey on Friday.
It's sort of a tradition that the players' girlfriends.
Wear their jerseys on game day.
So that would make me.
Because I wasn't exactly sure of our status.
And I was too nervous to ask.
And I didn't want to be one of those girls.
That made you talk about it. But then again...
So that's a yes on the Jersey?
Of course it's a yes, boyfriend.
Back to the store,
Where the correct answer was super-quilted!
Whoa, this is amazing. That Charlie video has gone viral.
哇 太强大了 查莉的那个视频火起来了
What does that mean?
That it's gotten a million hits since last Tuesday.
And now I'll answer your next question.
That means over a million people have seen it.
So what, you put that on the FaceTube?
Yeah, that's right, dad... the FaceTube.
说的好 老爸 就是“脸酷”啊
I'm gonna be on tv.
The Channel eight News just called.
And now that this video is all over the Internet,
They want to do an exclusive on the "Farty Charlie" family.
So we're all gonna be on tv
That's what I meant.
And this is our family room.
Your family what?
Our family rrroom.
Oh, it's so nice and peaceful here.
Well, it's a big house and it's just me, mom and dad.
对呀 这房子很大 但是只有我爸妈和我三口人住
Oh, how wonderful.
Mom, dad, this is Teddy.
Hi, nice to meet you, Mr. And Mrs. Walsh.
您好 很高兴认识你们 华尔士先生和太太
Oh, please, I'm Linda. This is Paul.
别客气 我是琳达 我先生保罗
Spencer has told us so much about you.
You're even prettier than he said.
Oh, no, it's okay. I don't mind being pretty.
Oh, Spence, before I forget,
对了 斯宾塞 趁我没忘跟你说呀
Your mom did the cutest thing in the store today.
She pointed out an eggplant in the shape of a heart.
And said it remded her of me.
Well, it did.
They must shop at a different store than my parents.
Well, let me put these away and
I'll fix you kids a quick snack.
Oh, that's a beautiful guitar.
Oh, thank you. I picked this up on our last trip to Spain.
哎呀 谢谢你 这是我们上次去西班牙旅行时我买来的
Do you mind if I play?
No, go ahead.
Yeah, my brother... he plays guitar and he...
我习惯了 我那老哥 成天都弹吉他的而且他弹的啊
Sounds nothing like that. Oh, that is so pretty.
从来没这么好听过 哦 真是太美妙了
Thank you. Teddy, have a seat, relax.
谢谢 泰迪 请坐下慢慢欣赏吧
Oh, massage chair.
Smoked salmon and dill on toast points.
That's a snack?
I dabble in the culinary arts.
Mm, you more than dabble in that.
Oh wait, can I have one more?
You want to start studying?
In a mi-I-inute.
Well, I'm not surprised. Once you're on top,
哼 我早就知道了 一旦人到达巅峰
They just want to knock you down.
What are you talking about?
Listen to some of these comments about the Charlie video.
Fred r five one seven eight says,
"Cute, but you got lucky, one-hit wonder."
“可爱是可爱 不过这只是狗屎运 昙花一现的”
Here's another one... "You're a pathetic, no-talent loser!"
With about nineteen exclamation points.
That one's from GabeD.
Who are these people?
There's no way to know.
Gabe honey, come here.
I want to show you something very exciting from mommy's past.
Teddy told me if I ever heard those words,
I should just keep walking.
Now in preparation for our television appearance
I'm studying some of my previous broadcast work.
I used to be a reporter.
For the southwest Denver community college action news team.
We reached dozens of viewers all across the country.
This is one of my hardest-hitting pieces.
In my hand I'm holding.
Something new to our campus...
A cell phone.
"Cell" Is short for "Cellular"
Believe it or not,
You can use this phone wherever you go.
I know it sounds crazy,
But as Paula abdul would say,
"I'm tellin' ya straight up."
It was good. It was really good.
- Oh, unbelievable. - Are you kidding me?
-晕 无法相信 -没开玩笑吧
That's the worst throw!
Hey, Teddy. Hey, what you got there?
哦 泰迪啊 你手里拿的是什么
Leftovers from Spencer's house.
I can't watch this. I'm turning it off.
No no, wait wait. The commercial with the talking foot.
别别 等等 广告是那个会说话的搞笑大脚呢
Grab your buns. It's sloppy Joe night.
Mom just said, "Grab your buns."
Go fast. Teddy.
I'm fine, thank you.
Ooh, what are you having?
Toast points with salmon and dill.
Toast points? I say what's-the-points.
Hey, check out Charlie.
She put sloppy Joe on her face.
Because she's a baby. What's so funny?
It's not just funny 'cause she's a baby.
See, this works on all ages.
Now Gabe, you know that's not right.
Yeah, it should be more like this.
Okay, all right, all right, cut it out.
Next person who throws sloppy Joe...
Guys, you know, at Spencer's house.
The food goes directly from their plates to their mouths.
How is that fun?
I'll let you know tomorrow night
because I'm going over there for dinner.
His mom is making quail. Not sloppy quail... quail.
她妈妈要烹制鹌鹑 不是肉酱哦 是真的鹌鹑
You can't go over there tomorrow night.
The channel eight news crew is coming over.
They're gonna interview the whole family.
Yeah, I think I'll pass.
What, you don't want to be on tv with me?
No, I don't want to be a part of the "Farty charlie" Family.
Or we're embarrassing?
More for us.
Nobody calls PJ Duncan a one-hit wonder.
Behold "Farty Charlie II."
Hey, I'm Charlie. I'm feeling extra gassy today.
大家好 我是查莉 我今天觉得特别胀气
Uh-oh, here comes.
Ahh, that's better.
So what do you think?
Where do I begin?
That wasn't even Charlie. That was a doll.
Because Charlie had to take a nap.
Plus, you can only tell 'cause you're her brother.
还有 要不是因为她是你妹妹 你才看不出来
No, I could tell because
her foot was facing the wrong direction.
Well, did you like anything about it?
Well, I liked...
Man, the people are right. I am a one-hit wonder.
晕 网友们说对了 我就是个不长久的流星
Look, you had a good run.
Look, I'm trying to put lipstick on a pig here.
You're a failure.
Lipstick on a pig... that's hilarious.
I just got an idea for my next film.
If anyone needs me,
I'll be at the drugstore, then the zoo.
Oh, honey, it's Teddy. Where's Spence?
哦 亲爱的 泰迪来了 咱儿子在哪呢
Oh, he won't be back for a couple of hours.
Oh, am I early?
Did I accidentally come here too early.
By mistake somehow?
Because I could wait outside.
Oh, don't be silly. Go on,
have a seat. Make yourself at home.
Oh, does that one vibrate too?
No, just that one.
Would you prefer that one?
Hey, there's an idea.
So how are you, dear?
Well, now that you ask,
I'm a little snacky.
PJ Duncan, director; This is Gabe, entourage.
Hi, I'm Rick Coleman, channel eight news.
你好 我是瑞克·科尔曼 有线八台新闻频道的
Listen, I've got a lot of exciting new projects coming up,
So if you could mention the words "Pig" Or "Lipstick,"
You might get yourself an exclusive.
Hi, this is Charlie. I'm Bob.
你好 她就是查莉 我是鲍伯
Of "Bob's bugs be gone."
Yeah. You've seen my trucks around town?
And the big bug on your shirt.
Oh, didn't even realize I was wearing this.
Or that she's wearing the exact same shirt.
Hey, what do you know?
I'm Amy, Charlie's mom.
And former anchor for "Good Morning Campus Today."
Listen, if you run into any problems.
During your segment, just throw it to me.
I'll be your go-to gal.
Honey, have you rehearsed what you're gonna say
about your business?
Rehearsed? I'm just gonna wing it.
No no, Bob, you're not very good at winging it.
不行不行 老公 你临场发挥一向不太好
Remember your wedding vows?
"I like her."
“我 喜 欢 欢 她”
Honey, I was a little nervous.
And that was a long time ago. I'm gonna be fine.
Hey, mom, you have something on your face.
Honey, you need to wear a lot of makeup on television.
So that you're not washed out under all the lights.
The kids don't know this because
they're not in the media arts.
I don't know how long it's been.
Since you've been in the media arts,
But with hi-def you don't need a lot of light.
Oh, well, how will my makeup look in hi-def?
Should be interesting.
Okay, let's do this.
This is Rick Coleman,
And I'm here with Denver's newest celebrity.
Who's been seen by, well,
pretty much everyone with a computer.
She's cute. She's funny.
She's farty Charlie!
Back to you, Rick.
And here we are on our family reunion last summer in Aspen.
You were staying in a lodge?
No, that's our cabin.
Our lodge is on the other side of our mountain.
Dad, stop. You're making us sound like we're rich.
We don't have our own mountain.
We share it with another family.
Speaking of families, Teddy,
when are we gonna get to meet yours?
Uh, they're kind of busy,
So maybe next summer.
Or the one after that.
Okay, everyone, I have the news on in the kitchen.
You have got to see these people.
And when they saw what great work
I was doing out in the field,
they said, "Hey, we need her on 'good morning campus today.'"
Rick, you might say.
It was an offer I couldn't refuse.
If we could get back to Charlie...
Why don't we talk to the proud papa?
Whoa, look, dad, you're sweating right through your shirt.
哇 老爸 你身上的汗都把衣服弄湿了
You know, Rick,
Something I find very interesting.
Is that cell phones have gotten so much smaller.
Back to you, Rick.
So, PJ, you're the director of this little epic.
好吧 PJ 你就是这个小短片的导演
That's right, rick... director, writer, editor and voice.
对 瑞克 我是导演 编剧 剪辑 配音全包
I don't know what a producer does,
But I probably did that too.
What are you doing?
Well, you just give it to me and I'll throw it back to you.
好了 你只要把话筒给我 我会把话题抛给你的
No, we're done.
At least let me throw it back to Yolanda in the studio.
No, I do that. Back to Yolanda in the studio.
行了 我自己会做 现在转回棚内的尤兰达
What is wrong with you people?
I thought you'd enjoy that.
You have no idea.
What a family. The woman...
She looks like a circus clown.
Clowns are fun.
What about the big sweaty oaf? He was a piece of work.
Oafs are fun.
Where did they find these people?
Mom, dad, stop, okay? That's Teddy's family.
爸妈 别说了行吗 那是泰迪的家人
That's a good one, Spence.
No, he's not kidding.
Oh, but Teddy, you're nothing like those people.
You're so poised and sophisticated and...
I can do that because I'm a Duncan.
I'm the product of the sweaty oaf and the crazy clown.
Oh Teddy, I'm sorry. We didn't know.
哎呀 泰迪 对不起 我们不晓得
Oh, no no, it's okay.
哦 不用道歉 没关系
Yesterday I was embarrassed by them too.
And I even told them that. And then I came over here.
So I could pretend that I was one of you.
But I'm not. I'm one of them.
I sweat, I fart and I burp.
我会出汗 放屁 打嗝
You're not gonna do that again, are you?
In fact, I should probably get back to my family.
In this, their darkest hour.
Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
I just wanted to see how the other half lives.
so everyone except for me was on the news tonight,
And now they're all watching it on the Internet.
That's right... the Duncans have gone viral.
Oh my gosh I look like a clown.
Well, at least you talked.
And talked and talked...
I look cool.
See, that's the great thing about this family...
We can laugh at ourselves.
And hopefully you feel the same way.
When you're older and realize
"Everyone in the world has seen me pass gas."
I'll get it.
I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm so sorry about my parents.
Wow, it is really nice
哇 难得听到别人这样讲 感觉真好
to hear that coming out of somebody else's mouth.
哇 难得听到别人这样讲 感觉真好
I was thinking maybe tomorrow we could study here.
It's a lot more fun than my house.
Really? Or are you just saying that to be nice?
No, I mean it. It's always so quiet at my house.
不 我是真心这样想 我家总是那么安静
Over here it's loud and fun. And...
full of different smells.
Okay, my house it is.
Any chance of a sloppy Joe night?
Oh, it'll be a sloppy something night.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Oh hey, hold on a sec.
Hey, Charlie, this is my boyfriend Spencer.
来看呀 查莉 这位就是我的男朋友斯宾塞哦
Isn't he cute?
I hope someday you find somebody as great as him,
But it might be tough. So good luck, Charlie.
不过大概很难的 祝你好运了 查莉
Oh, father, that was lovely.
哦 父亲 您弹的真是动人
Your finger-picking is so delicate.
Almost as delicate as that pomegranate.
That you're painting, dear.
Dinner in fifteen minutes.
Tonight we're having coq au vin and white asparagus.
Oh my, I still have on my afternoon pearls.
Mother, the table is set.
How else may I help you?
Father, the horses have been groomed and fed.
It would seem our child is full of beans.
Father, how you make us titter.