When PJ meets a cute girl, Madison, at his new job at Kwikki Chiki, Emmett becomes jealous that they're spending all their time together. Coincidentally, Amy learns that Bob used to date Madison's mom Katherine. Teddy tries to help Gabe with his classmate Jo who is picking on him. 当PJ遇到一个可爱的女孩，在麦迪逊，kwikki Chiki他的新工作，埃米特变得嫉妒，他们一起度过所有的时间。巧合的是，艾米得知Bob使用日期麦迪逊的母亲凯瑟琳。泰迪试图帮助他与他的同学乔谁挑他毛病。
Cottage cheese low fat small curd a touch of fuzz.
低脂白乳酪 小盒装的 感觉发霉长毛了
Three weeks ago.
What's going on?
We're playing "guess that snack."
And next year you can vote.
Hey listen P. J. I ran into a friend of mine today.
听着 PJ 我今天碰到一个朋友
He's opening up a new chicken restaurant
And he needs a delivery guy.
Dad you already have a Job.
I'm talking about you.
Oh thanks but I'm already booked solid
Between the school the band
our snacking competitions.
I can't do it all.
I'm just one guy.
One guy who delivers chicken.
Here's the number.
Hey Emmett if you want I might be able to get you a job too.
嘿 埃米特 如果你想要我也可以给你弄份兼职
Oh no thanks mr. D. I already got a job.
不用了谢谢 D先生 我已经有活干了
My dad pays me to stay out of the house.
Working right now.
Today's all burnt toast
running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
哎呀 老爸 鞋子就在房顶上
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Hey charlie I want to show you something pretty adorable.
嘿 小查莉 我想要给你看一件可爱绝顶的事儿
You and mommy are doing yoga together.
Okay Charlie. This next move
好啦 查莉 看下一个动作
is called the warrior.
Mom lis to blame her farts on other people
But we love her anyway.
Uh excuse me, mom doesn't fart no.
喂 不好意思哦 老妈我才不乱放屁呢
That was quite a toot you just cut.
Hey, honey, how was school?
嘿 宝贝 今天在学校怎么样
Why are you wearing your hat like that?
Oh no reason. It's how I roll.
Oh my gosh Gabe what happened?
Charlie and I were playing patty cake
And things went bad.
Who did this to you?
This new kid in my class... Jo something.
Why do the big kids always pick on the little kids?
Isn't that the ice pack dad puts on his butt?
Actually I think it's that one.
What about broccoli? Dad hates broccoli.
Which is why he'd use it on his...
Is dad's butt acting up again?
Who is it?
Where every piece of chicken is grilled with love.
Uh here you go.
Keep the change.
EnJoy your Kwikki Chikki.
I think I was just grilled with love.
Would you mind answering a few questions
For a customer satisfaction survey?
Did you find Kwikki Chikki service
To be good really good or super good?
是好 很好 还是非常好
If a good-looking Kwikki Chikki delivery dude
asked you on a date
Would his chances be good really good or super good?
他的机会是大 很大 还是非常大呢
Could you take off that cap for a second?
Back it up and bring it here.
Oh, Gabe, again?
Well did you at least hit him back this time?
I can't do that.
Why not? You gotta take this bully down
Give him a taste of his own medicine.
That's the only way to get him to stop.
Just let me handle it.
All right. Well you know what?
If you won't do it then I will.
I will school this kid Teddy-style.
Whoa I need a manicure.
Hey P. J. Emmett's called a few times.
Yeah I'll call him later. Oh dad I forgot to tell you
我迟点会打给他的啦 对了 老爸我忘了告诉你
My girlfriend... I love saying that...
She told me something interesting.
She's your girlfriend already?
You've had one date.
One amazing date.
One awesome magical fun...
What did she say?
I love it when you say it too.
She said her mom and you know each other.
Her name used to be Katherine Davis.
That's not ringing a bell.
Boy I'd sure like to see your reaction
When someone does ring a bell.
Who is she?
She's the last girl I dated before you.
I'm dating your old girlfriend's daughter?
I hope that's not gonna be a problem for me.
Seems like it might be for me.
I'd like to hear more about her bob.
Oh look did I date a lot of girls before you?
哦 听着 我在和你一起之前跟很多女生玩过吗
Did I leave a trail of broken hearts?
But you know what? It was all worth it
Because I saved the best for last.
And I can't wait to meet him.
You did not just send me to voicemail.
I'm expecting a call from my girlfriend.
You've been dodging my calls all day.
Hey good news Emmett. We just put in a doorbell.
告诉你个好消息哈 埃米特 我们家刚装了个门铃
What were you calling about?
To see if you wanted to hang out.
Wish I could but I'm kind of busy right now.
No I'm not doing anything right now.
Yeah of course I can come over.
You want to hang out Mr. D?
We could play "guess that snack."
I brought my blindfold.
What are you doing here?
Brought you lunch.
I already have my lunch.
Well give this to the nerdy kid
who does your homework... yay!
Where do you think you're going?
You're the kid who's been pounding my brother?
But you're a girl.
Yes and that's a chair. And that's a book.
是又怎样 这是椅子 那是书
Are we done now?
Have a seat Jo. You and me are gonna have a little talk.
坐下吧 阿乔 咱俩稍微谈一谈
Jo I'm here because I'm not happy.
And do you know why I'm not happy?
No but I bet you're gonna tell me.
Oh yes. I'm not happy
Because you've been bullying my brother.
He's a boy so he can't hit back.
But I'm not a boy.
You don't scare me.
Do I scare you now?
How about now?
I can do that with pens.
Okay I want you to leave my brother alone
Or the next thing that gets snapped will be you.
Now get out of my face.
Does Gabe ever talk about me?
Ever since you gave him that fat lip
He's had trouble talking about anyone.
Does he have a girlfriend?
No and why would you...?
Wait a minute. Do you like Gabe?
Eww that's disgusting.
Okay maybe a little.
Oh so I had a chat with your little friend Jo.
Did she punch you?
Okay well get this turns out she has a crush on you.
好了 反过来想想吧 她对你动心了
She does? Why does she keep hitting me?
Well she has trouble expressing her feelings
And then she gets frustrated and lashes out.
So I get punched for being a hunk?
Yep that's it.
She really said she likes me?
Whoa wait do you like her too?
Eww that's just disgusting.
Okay maybe a little.
Hi Mr. Duncan.
P. J. 's downstairs.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at me.
Hey honey. I'd like you to meet Kitty... Katherine.
亲爱的 我想为你介绍凯蒂 凯瑟琳
I'm Madison's mom.
Hi I'm Amy. P. J. 's mom
你好 我是艾米 是PJ的妈妈
And Bob's first wife.
Can you believe our kids are dating each other?
That's a crazy twist isn't it?
Well I've got to run. It was so nice to meet you
好了 我得走了 很高兴认识你
And so great to see you again Bobby.
Well I could come up with a nickname for you.
You know it's really funny
'cause I'm thinking of a lot of nicknames for you.
You guys are rehearsing. Should I come back later?
- No. - Yes.
No we're just finishing up.
We started five minutes ago.
It was a good five minutes.
I feel like I'm intruding.
- No you're not. - Yes you are.
-不 你没有 -是的 你确实打扰了
I'll be upstairs.
Okay one two one two three four...
再来吧 一 二 一二三四
No Emmett stop.
不 埃米特 先停下
I don't like the way you were talking to my girlfriend.
I don't like the way she's interrupting our rehearsal.
She has no respect for the process.
We don't have a process.
She doesn't know that.
Everyone knows that.
What's more important to you...
your girlfriend or this band?
This band was just a way to get girls
Which I did.
Then this band is through.
I'll take my drums and get out of your life.
Someone will be by to collect my things.
Hey what are you doing out here?
P. J. and the Vibe broke up today.
Oh well son it's hard to keep a band together.
And you guys did have some challenges
Most of them musical.
We'd still be together
if Emmett wasn't jealous of my girlfriend.
Son you've been spending an awful lot of time with Madison.
Now did you ever consider that maybe Emmett feels rejected?
By my girlfriend?
Because I have a girlfriend.
Because you've been ignoring him.
Because of my girlfriend.
P. J. I'm ready to break up with you.
Son you can't let a girl
Come between you and your best friend.
But Madison's softer and smells better than Emmett.
Look trust me on this okay?
听着 相信我 好吗
I nearly made the same mistake
When I was dating Madison's mom.
Really? What happened?
Katherine was too clingy
She came between me and my friends
So I did what I had to do...
Let her go
No more Bobby love for her.
Bobby love? That's what she called you?
Oh you know it.
Um that one we don't need to share with your mom.
This is weird. I don't usually get invited
To play dates with the kids I beat up.
About that... I talked to Gabe
And turns out he kinds of likes you too.
Why are you clenching your fist?
I feel like punching someone.
Okay well we need to work on
how you express yourself with boys.
Why don't we try a little role-playing okay?
I'll be Gabe. You'll be you.
So let's pretend we run into each other at school.
- Hi Jo. - Hi gabe.
-嗨 阿乔 -嗨 盖比
I like your jacket.
Well somebody knows karate.
Sorry. It was a reflex.
Let me try again.
Okay but this time
Let's keep our hands to ourselves okay?
Okay. Hi Jo.
好的 嗨 阿乔
Want to sit with me at lunch?
I see you found a loophole.
You didn't say anything about the feet.
And now you've learned the word "loophole."
Now try this time
With no hands and no feet
Or anything else you could hit me with.
Hi Jo. You look nice.
嗨 阿乔 你看上去很漂亮
Very good Jo.
You clenched your fist and then you unclenched.
That is called progress.
Feels weird without hitting
But I kind of like it.
What is she doing here?
No no it's okay. You have nothing to worry about.
Hey Gabe. You look nice.
你好 盖比 你看上去蛮不错
She gave you a compliment. Say something nice back.
Your hair looks softer than your fists?
Why don't you two hang out for a while?
I'll be upstairs trying to decide
If I should apply ice or heat.
So what do you like to do?
I like monster trucks
Mixed martial arts and dolls.
You like video games?
What do you got?
"Galaxy of Death."
Is it violent?
Level two comes with the barf bags.
It's really fun.
You had me at barf bag.
Hey what are you doing here?
I'm between deliveries
But I really wanted to say something to you.
First I'm like totally psyched that you're my girlfriend.
Great. Anything else?
Well yeah. I was just thinking
That we should be spending a little less time together
You know so we still have time for friends.
Works for me.
Not starting right now. Madison what's going on?
又不是要现在就开始 梅迪森 怎么回事啊
Gotta get to work babe.
See you later babe.
Who was that?
Just the pizza delivery guy.
Really? Don't they usually deliver pizzas
To your house not from your house?
And don't they usually not kiss the customers
And call them "babe"?
You were cheating on me with Pizza Pirate.
No actually I was cheating on Pizza Pirate
With kwikki chikki.
That's it. We're through.
Are you breaking up with me?
Unless you promise never to see him again.
Yeah we should probably break up.
He gave me a whole bunch of coupons.
Get off me! Help! Ow!
放开我 救命啊 哎哟
Jo what are you doing?
This is not the way to express yourself.
This is not about me liking Gabe.
This is about him cheating at "Galaxy of Death."
I didn't cheat.
Get this whacko off me!
Come on Jo get off him.
够了 阿乔 快放开他
Let go. Let go.
You want some of this?
Well today was a bad day for the Duncan kids.
We learned that sometimes love hurts.
No kidding. Jo dislocated my shoulder.
Madison dislocated my heart.
Well maybe love gets easier as we get older.
Honey it's no Kitty-kat but at least it's a nickname.
亲爱的 也许这个不像凯蒂猫 可至少也是个昵称啊
Well when you say it like that...
Or maybe love never gets easier.
Then again you might be the one to figure that out.
Good luck with that Charlie.
Heard about your breakup.
Who told you?
I saw you change your online status
From "in a relationship" to "dumped."
Bring it here.
It hurts so much.
I know. Emmett's here.
Let it out.
And ignore my last voicemail.
- What? - No no no no.
-什么 -没啥 没啥 没啥
Hey Gabe. Nice backpack.
嗨 盖比 书包不错
What do you want Jo?
I think I was pretty clear. I want your backpack.
I'm sorry did you just say no?
You heard me.
You're not bullying me anymore.
What you're gonna sic your sister on me again?
I'm not afraid of her.
I have more than one sister.
And that's after only one karate lesson.