On Charlie's first birthday, the family remembers the day Charlie was born, and how hard it was for everybody to make it to the hospital; for starters, Amy's doctor had taken the day off from work to host a birthday party for his son; Teddy offers to entertain the children at the party if the doctor goes to the hospital to supervise the birth; P.J. and his father, Bob, are on a fishing trip when a bear invades their car and they hitch a ride to the hospital with two people who drive motorcycles. To top it all off, Gabe was accidentally left home alone and has to be ... 查利的第一个生日，家人记得查利出世的那一天，以及如何努力，这是每个人都要去医院；首先，艾米的医生请了一天假主人的儿子的生日聚会；泰迪提供娱乐孩子们在聚会上如果医生到医院去监督出生；P.J.和他的父亲，鲍勃，是在钓鱼时，承担侵犯了他们的车，他们搭车去医院，两人驾驶摩托车。最重要的是，他不小心被单独留在家里，必须…
Well, Charlie, today is a very special day.
恭喜了 Charlie 今天是个很特别的日子
It's your first birthday!
The whole family's excited to celebrate.
Happy Birthday, sweetie.
I love you, baby girl.
You're the best.
I'm just here for the cake.
Well, four out of the five Duncans are excited.
Okay, who wants to give Charlie her first present?
Oh, I do, I do!
哦 我来 我来
I think PJ wants to go first.
Okay, you know how you said she needed something to sleep in?
Get it? PJ's pjs.
- Pretty cool, huh, dad?- Yeah, they're great.
-很酷吧 老爸 - 呃 是不错
I'm glad you like them
because there was a two-for-one deal...
Happy early birthday, dad.
Boy, those are gonna be tough to regift.
Your turn, Gabe.
It's in the brown bag on the table.
Oooh, nice presentation.
"Die, Zombies, Die"?
《死吧 僵尸 去死》
Hey, you're never too young to learn how to kill zombies.
Okay, I'm next.
All right, let's see what we have here.
Teddy, that is so sweet.
Well, it's no "Die, Zombies, Die."
是吧 至少这不是《死吧 僵尸 去死》
Hey, that's the picture we took the day Charlie was born.
What a crazy day, huh?
It didn't start out that way.
I remember how excited I was
to be carrying my little bundle of joy.
Oh, I can't wait to get this thing out of here!
You heard her-- get out.
She's talking about the baby. Right, mom?
她说的是肚子里的婴儿啦 对吗 妈妈
Whoa, what is that smell?
I'm pregnant. I have gas. Deal with it.
我怀孕了 我会胀气 你该习惯了
No, not that. It's worse.
不 不是那个 比那还糟呢
No, actually that smell is coming from your lunch.
Dad made his famous egg salad for your fishing trip today.
Egg salad? Even the fish hate the smell of that.
鸡蛋莎拉 晕 连鱼都不想吃那玩意儿
And they smell like fish.
Hey, PJ, you ready to go have some fun?
嘿 P.J 你准备好出去找点乐子了吗
Yeah, but I have to go fishing with you.
Oh, hey, dad, can you drop me off at school?
哦 老爸 你能捎我去学校吗
Ivy and I are doing our children's theater thing today
- And we need to get into costumes. - Sure.
- 我们要穿演戏的服装呢 - 当然可以
Oh, and, Gabe,
if you're not doing anything you can come see it.
I wrote it, you know? It's a delightful fable
我自己写的哦 知道不 是一则很有趣的寓言故事
About people from different worlds
Who overcome their differences and become friends.
You actually made the fishing trip sound fun.
Today's all burnt toast
running late, and dad jokes
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby,
Things are crazy
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
A little more.
And one for good luck.
Really? Can't you at least wait until I finish my waffle?
Okay, we'll do it your way.
Bob, honey, it's time. The baby's coming.
Bob亲爱的 时候到了 宝宝要生出来了
What?! You're not due for another three weeks.
I'm in the middle of the lake.
Would you please just calm down?
I've done this three times already. I can do it a fourth.
And just so we're clear, there will not be a fifth.
还有啊 我要给你说清楚 绝对不要第五个了
PJ, we've got to get to the hospital.
- No no no, you can't stand up in the canoe. - Why not?
- 哦别别别 你不能站在独木舟上 - 为什么不行啊
Hi, um, this is Amy Duncan.
你好 我是Amy Duncan
I'm calling for Dr. Singh.
Yes, could you please let him know
that I have gone into labor?
And to meet me at the hospital?
Okay, thank you very much. Bye-bye.
好的 非常感谢 再见
Okay, we're gonna do this barefoot.
Let's go have a baby.
Is anyone home?
Then no one can tell me not to do this.
Okay, I tipped over the boat.
How many times can I say I'm sorry?
We've got a forty five mile drive to the hospital,
I guess we'll find out.
- Is that a bear? - In the truck? How'd he get in there?
- 那是一头熊吗 -跑到卡车里去了 它是怎么钻进去的啊
I don't know, son. Why don't you ask him?
我可不知道 儿子 你自己去问它好了
- How do we get him out? - We don't.
- 我们怎么把它弄出来呢 - 还是别惹它的好
He's the bear. He makes the decisions.
Dad, you're an exterminator. You should deal with this.
老爸 你是灭害专家耶 你应该能搞定的
I will-- when he loses six hundred lbs
and fits in a mousetrap.
How are we gonna get to the hospital?
Start walking. Come on, let's go.
走着去 来吧 我们赶紧走
Oh, man! He ate all the egg salad sandwiches.
Oh, yes! I love that bear.
哦 猛啊 我爱熊老大
Oh, good, Halloween's come early this year.
哟 很好嘛 今年提早过万圣节啊
Who are you two supposed to be?
I'm Frankenstein and she's Gretel.
It's for a play I wrote.
I don't get it.
Neither did the audience.
What are you talking about? No, the kids loved it.
你胡说什么呢 才不是呢 孩子们可喜欢了
Are you out of your flat head?
It was a disaster.
Then why were they cheering?
Because we had to leave early.
We're here to see Amy Duncan.
Right in there.
When Hansel and Dracula get here
I'll send them in.
- Hey, mom. - Hi, Frankenstein.
- 好啊 妈妈 - 好啊 科学怪人
I had the same reaction when I saw this wig.
- Are you okay? - Super, great.
- 你还好吗 - 棒极了
Couldn't be better. All my ducks are in a row
And everything's under control.
So where's Gabe?
I guess I left one of my ducks at home.
Wait, Gabe's home alone?
Oh, that is not good.
Gabe, you okay?
Hey, check it out.
Hey hey, anybody here?
喂 喂 有人吗
Dad, what are you doing?
PJ, we've got to get to the hospital.
I'm just gonna see if I can hotwire one of these things.
You trying to steal our bikes?
Not steal-- hotwire.
No, look look look,
before you do something you might regret,
There is a perfectly good explanation.
And I'd love to hear it...
Right after I gut you like a fish.
You want your big knife or your really big knife?
Boy, Charlie's really loving her birthday cake.
I know. Isn't it adorable?
When she does it it's adorable. When I do it it's wrong.
And that's because we were at a restaurant
and it wasn't your cake.
Come on, let's get back to the story.
Did the bikers gut you like a fish?
- You were there. - Oh, right.
- 你不是也在场的么 - 哦 对
All right, anyway, bikers were coming on strong,
好吧 说回来 车手们很强大
I had to come back stronger.
Please don't hurt us. Please don't hurt us.
Give us one good reason why we shouldn't.
Because it would hurt.
Look look look, you don't understand.
My wife is having a baby and there's a bear in our truck.
That's why I'm trying to borrow the bike.
I can't-- I can't miss the birth of my child.
We gotta help these people get to the hospital.
He hasn't been the same since he took up needlepoint.
Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for helping us out.
哦 谢谢 太感谢你们这样帮忙了
By the way, I'm Bob. This is my son PJ.
说到这个 我叫Bob 这是我儿子PJ
We're mad dog and Francis.
Good to meet you, mad dog.
I'm Francis. She's mad dog.
My real name's Shirley. If you call me that...
You'll gut him like a fish?
You catch on real fast.
Mrs. D., can you keep it down a little bit?
I'm trying to win concert tickets.
Where is he? I'm starting to get worried.
Okay, mom, relax. I'm sure dad's going to be here soon.
好了 妈妈 别紧张 我相信爸爸很快就到了
Dad?! Who cares about dad?
I'm talking about Dr. Singh.
He's delivered all my children.
And, lady, I am not having this baby without him.
小姐 没有他在 我才不要生这个宝宝呢
Frankenstein, can I talk to you a minute?
- Dr. Singh's not here. - Not yet?
- Singh医生不在这儿 - 还没来吗
Not at all. He's taking a personal day.
It's his son's birthday.
So you mean he's not gonna be here.
Look, I know you have someone else's brain inside your head,
So I'm gonna tell it to you slowly.
Singh not coming.
Singh 不 来 了
- Is everything okay? - Everything's great.
- 没什么事吧 - 一切都正常
Just one tiny glitch.
- Dr. Singh's not coming. - Oh.
- Singh医生不来啦 - 啊
All right, fine.
- So you're okay with this? - Of course.
- 那你觉得无所谓吗 - 当然了
Serious, mom, that's awesome, because I thought--
说真的 妈妈 那可太好了 因为我还担心
- What are you doing? - Going home.
- 妈妈你干什么呢 - 回家啊
We'll just do this tomorrow when Dr. Singh can be here.
I don't think that's how it works, Mrs. D.
Oh, come on, the baby's been in here nine months,
It can wait another day.
Ivy honey, be a dear and jam that shoe onto my foot.
Um, mom, please get back in bed.
呃 妈妈 请你回到床上去
I am not gonna have this baby without Dr. Singh.
Okay okay, then we'll go get him.
- You will? - We will.
- 你真的要去吗 - 我们会去的
Oh, that's so nice.
All right, let's roll, Gretel.
好了 我们快跑吧 格雷特
Oh good, more people get to see me.
Gabe, it's Mrs. Dabney. Open up.
Gabe 我是Dabney太太 快开门
I'm not supposed to open the door to strangers.
I wish we were strangers. Let me in.
What is going on in here?
Just the best day of my life.
Party's over. Your sister called
and asked me to bring you to the hospital.
I'm not going just to see some stupid baby
Who I don't even want anyway.
I see what's going on. Have a seat.
I'm gonna tell you a story.
When I was four, I got a baby sister.
Hated that girl from the first minute I laid eyes on her.
I used to pull her hair and
call her names and tease her till she cried.
But we grew up and one thing led to another
And after all these years I still can't stand her.
How is that supposed to make me feel better?
I didn't say it was going to make you feel better.
I said I was going to tell you a story.
Now take that helmet off and let's go.
What did you do to your head?
Gave myself a haircut.
You like it?
I want it documented that that happened before I got here.
Wait wait wait wait, no, hey hey.
别别别别 不要 喂 喂
All right, time out.
Oh, it's about time. I--
哎呀 来的真及时 我正
Wait a minute. I ordered Batman.
Not Frankenstein and... Goldilocks?
No, we're not here for the party. You delivered me.
不是的 我们不是为你的派对来的 你给我接生过的呀
I think I would have remembered that.
I'm Teddy, Amy Duncan's daughter. She's about to give birth
我是Teddy呀 Amy Duncan的女儿 她现在正要生孩子
- And needs you at the hospital. - I can't leave.
- 需要您赶紧去医院 - 我走不开
I have to stay here and enjoy my son's birthday.
Who threw that? Was it you, Tyler?
谁扔的 是不是你啊 Tyler
Or the other Tyler?
No no no no no.
No no no.
How about we make a deal, okay?
If you go to the hospital and take care of my mom,
Then we'll stay here and entertain the kids.
And how are we gonna do that?
We'll do my play for them.
Oh, it's a delightful fable about people from different worlds
Who overcome their differences and become friends.
I give it two thumbs up. Good luck.
Hey, kids, who wants to see a play, huh?
嘿 孩子们 有谁想看小话剧啊
That is a yes from Tyler.
If Gretel gets hit with a football,
There's gonna be one less Tyler at this party.
This should be good.
We just drove forty miles behind a truck
Loaded with live chickens on motorcycles.
The chickens weren't on motorcycles. We were.
- You must be the Duncans. - How'd you know that?
- 你们一定是Duncan家的 - 你怎么会知道
Wild guess. In there.
Oh, uh, thanks for dropping us off.
We can handle it from here.
Oh, we can't leave now. We're emotionally invested.
哦 我们还不能走 我俩对这事儿也投入了好多感情呢
And I need to grab a quick shower.
She's not kidding.
I can't believe you threw up in my car.
What did you expect?
For lunch I ate two cans of frosting.
We're looking for Amy Duncan.
We know the Duncans.
Good enough for me.
- I like your hair. - Thanks.
- 我喜欢你的发型 - 谢谢哈
I like your scar.
Hello, is anyone home in this gingerbread house?
What are you doing in German Switzerland?
Me want friend.
But how can a big monster like you
Be friends with a sweet little peasant girl like me?
It's possible. If you believe
We can be friends, clap hands.
T, give it up.
What are you doing? Stick to the script.
Look at them. They're bored silly. Let's just stop.
看看他们吧 又蠢又无聊 我们还是别干了
No, we can't.
Frankenstein hasn't found the courage to cry yet.
Sorry, Frankie, Gretel's taking over.
不好意思 小弗弗 格雷塔现在要做主了
who wants to play pin the tail on the Frankenstein?
Me me me!
我要 我要 我要
That's a picture of our son Hog.
His name's Hog?
It was. He changed it to Kevin.
The boy's been a real disappointment.
- Is he like a criminal or something? - Worse.
- 他是犯了罪还是怎么着 -比那更糟
Vice president of marketing.
- First baby? - That obvious, huh?
- 第一个孩子吗 - 很明显看的出来 是吧
Hey, I've been there.
- You have? - Oh yeah.
- 你吗 - 哦 对呀
- This is my third time sitting in these chairs. - Wow.
- 这都是我第三次坐在这儿等啦 - 哇
If you don't mind my asking,
- How old were you the first time? - Two.
- 你第一次的时候几岁啊 - 两岁
- Has mom given birth yet? - Nope.
- 妈妈生了没 - 还没
- Hey, Teddy. - What happened to your hair?
- 喂 Teddy姐 - 你那头发是怎么回事
You're exactly like Gabe described you.
Hey, kids, come on. There's somebody I want you to meet.
嘿 孩子们 都过来 想让你们见个人
Come in, come in.
Say hello to your new baby sister, everybody.
Her name is Charlotte. Do you want to hold her, Teddy?
她的名字是Charlotte 你想抱抱她吗 Teddy
- Can I? - Of course.
- 我可以吗 - 当然了
Nice to meet you.
And I don't usually look like this.
I can't believe I have a baby sister.
Would you mind taking a picture?
- What's the baby's name? - Charlotte.
- 宝宝名叫什么啊 - Charlotte
- Mama, can we call her Charlie? - Charlie!
- 妈妈 我们可以叫她Charlie吗 - Charlie啊
Oh, I love it.
Quite a family you got there.
Good luck, Charlie.
Sweetie, I just love this present.
Oh, thanks, mom.
But to be fair, PJ and Gabe set the bar pretty low.
- What?! - Hey.
- 乱讲 - 行了
Oh, mad dog, Francis,
哦 疯狗 Francis
Come on in.
What are you guys doing here?
We have a birthday present for our goddaughter.
A baby biker vest.
Let's try it on.
That's so cute. I love it.
Did you ask them to be the godparents?
Of course not.
Then you have to tell them that they are not the godparents.
No thank you.
Fine, I'll do it.
Excuse me. There's something I have to tell you.
Oh, welcome to the family.
Guys, check it out.
- Ohhh! - Cutie.
- 噢哟 - 小可爱
I know I heard something.
I think it's coming from the kitchen.
Okay, you wait here.
Or I could hide upstairs.
You're here for the egg salad, aren't you?
Okay, sit down.
You bring back my truck?
Full tank of gas?
What, were you raised in a cave?