Teddy becomes the school mascot. Charlie takes her first step. 泰迪成为学校的吉祥物。查利把她的第一步。
Hi, Charlie. Teddy here.
嗨 Charlie 我是Teddy
So you're eleven months old now
and something really big is about to happen to you.
You're about to take your very first steps.
This is your biggest milestone
since your first solid poop.
Okay, relax. I didn't get it on video.
好了 放松点 我又没把那段录下来
Okay, you're my best friend again.
Anyways, I wanted to capture your first steps on tape
but every time I put the camera on you,
all I see is this.
Same thing happened with the poop.
Today's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby, things are crazy
宝贝 不要放弃 世界有很多疯狂无奈
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Girls, girls, come here. Check it out.
孩子们 孩子们 快过来 快来看
It's an old video of me.
Lots of videotaping in this family.
You guys sure do like yourselves.
It's from my old glory days back at south high.
No way, Mrs. D. You went to our school?
不是吧 D太太 你在我们学校念过书
No, you're going to my school.
Whoa whoa, there I am--
哇 哇 我出场了
The school mascot.
You were that big sheep thing?
Not a sheep. A ram.
Rammy the Wammy.
Here it is--
My famous wammy wiggle.
Listen to the crowd. They love me.
Everybody loves a dancing sheep.
It's a ram. It has horns.
It sure looks like a lot of fun, Mom.
You really think so?
Do you think I'd say something like that
Just to humor you?
I'm so happy to hear that
Because they're holding mascot tryouts this week.
But, mom, you've already been wammy.
可是 妈妈 你都扮过威米了
Why would you try out again?
I'm talking about you.
Please tell me "You" Is Ivy.
Think about it, Teddy.
You would be the first ever second-generation wammy.
I've been dreaming about this since you were born.
According to the internet, sheep can have horns.
Look, I don't want to put any pressure on you.
It's your decision. You do not have to do this for me.
- I don't? - No.
- 我不用吗 - 不用
You'll do it for us.
- Hey. - What are you doing?
- 嘿 - 你在干什么呢
Watching all my old wammy videos with Teddy.
You're missing all the good parts.
What am I saying? They're all good parts.
Except for this one.
Remember this, Bob?
Oh, how can I forget?
The night the north high barbarian took you down.
I hated that guy.
Even for a barbarian, he was a jerk.
You remember the time those goons from north high
grabbed you, took you on a little joyride?
Every wammy's worst nightmare.
You know what? I can't even watch it.
It's too painful even now.
Oh, wait, this is a good part.
噢 等等 这段不错
Come here, kids. You're gonna love this.
过来 孩子们 你们会喜欢这段的
Recognize that guy?
Is that PJ?
Nope, that's me.
You mean that thin guy with a full head of hair is you?
So that means
I'm gonna look like you when I get old.
Oh, I stopped looking like that when I was twenty five.
But that's only eight years from now.
Enjoy it while you got it.
If I were you, I'd marry young.
What are you doing in here?
Not being out there. What tape is she up to?
Volume three, "Wammy behind the mask."
Dad, she wants me to try out.
Oh, boy. I knew this day was coming.
噢 老天 我就知道会有这么一天
But I don't want to be a mascot.
I'll be the biggest dork in school.
You gotta help me out here.
- What do you want me to do? - Can't you talk to her?
- 你想要我怎么做 - 你就不能和她谈谈吗
I'll do that, honey, right after I mention
我会和她谈的 亲爱的 等到我有胆量告诉她
that her favorite pants make her look fat.
- Who looks fat? - My mother.
- 谁看起来很胖 - 我妈
Hey, we almost ended at the same time.
Only because I dropped one of my sticks.
Did you see Charlie?
She was totally rocking out.
- Is she amazing or what? - She's okay.
- 她很了不起吧 - 她还好啦
Okay? What is that supposed to mean?
You guys are always going on and on
about what a super baby charlie is.
Man, I got a nephew mason. Now that's a baby.
伙计 你得看看我的侄子Mason 他才算超级宝宝
What's so great about Mason?
Well, for one thing he's a stud at peek-a-boo.
Come on, Charlie can play peek-a-boo with her eyes closed.
That's how you play peek-a-boo.
What else you got?
Well, Mason's an incredibly fast crawler.
Not as fast as Charlie. She's like a cat.
Mason sleeps at night with a rabbit--
Not a stuffed one, one that he caught.
So you think mason's faster.
I think charlie's faster.
There's only one way to settle this.
We challenge you to a baby race.
Oh, it is on.
And you're gonna be sorry
Because mason rhymes with racin'.
We'll take our chances.
In the meantime, you might want to take a good look at this,
Because that's all you and mason are gonna be seeing.
I can't believe you're trying out for wammy.
The whole idea behind this friendship
was for you to make me more popular,
Not less popular.
Okay, relax. I said I had to try out.
拜托 别紧张 我说过我必须得参加选拔
I didn't say I had to do well.
All right, people. Time for wammy tryouts.
好了 各位 威米选拔赛开始了
- First up, Teddy Duncan. - I'm Teddy.
- 首先出场的是Teddy Duncan - 我就是Teddy
Daughter of Amy Duncan,
The second finest wammy this school has ever seen.
- Who was the first? - You're looking at her.
- 谁是最出色的 - 近在眼前
Let's do this thing!
All right, duncan, let me set the scene for you.
好了 Duncun 让我来帮你设定一下场景
The team is down by eight.
You need to get that crowd jazzed up.
Now give me what you got!
Come on, crowd, jazz up.
来吧 观众们 活跃起来
I am not feeling that.
Moving on. How's your dancing?
You tell me.
What was that?
That was interpretive dancing.
That piece was called "Spring Day."
I can also show you "Global Warming"
Or "Dogs Wow!"
Dancing-- question mark.
That stuck, exclamation point!
All right, duncan, one more thing.
好了 Duncan 还有一项
Take that flag there and fire up that crowd.
There's something wrong with that flag.
Duncan, that was absolutely terrible, all of it.
Duncan 这也太可怕了 一塌糊涂
It's okay. I know what you're gonna say.
But I was awful.
Yeah, but you're the only one who tried out.
See you at the big game.
I can't believe this.
Well, in hindsight,
I guess we should have noticed
that nobody else was here.
Hey, Gabe, do me a favor.
嘿 Gabe 帮我个忙
Check the back of my head.
Does it look like I'm going bald?
Well, it's tempting to say yes,
Your hair is as full and stupid-looking as ever.
You're a good brother.
Is this why you wanted me to come down here?
No, it is time to train Charlie for the baby race.
I thought the baby race was gonna be
You and Emmett in diapers.
Now I've lost interest.
Okay, turbo baby,
Let's see what you've got.
Looks like I've got a little work to do.
There she is.
Oh, did Miss Covington call you?
No, it's on the school website.
Already? There's not a picture up of me, is there?
There is now.
I just sent one in.
And I've got a big surprise for you.
I kept it at the end of my last season.
It's been sitting in the back of the shed
for the last twenty years.
Then I can't wait to put it on my head.
Get it on there, girl. We've got some work to do.
从这里戴上 女儿 我们有好些活儿要干了
Teddy, you look so beautiful.
Smells like armpit in here.
I know. You'll get used to it.
Okay, I'm gonna teach you some of my signature Wammy moves.
You gotta hit it hard, girl.
Now you gotta keep in rhythm.
And the best way to do that is with the Wammy wiggle.
A-five, six, seven, eight!
五 六 七 八
Now we're gonna build on that move. You ready?
We're gonna get our steam up. It goes like this.
Whoo, ah-whoo, ah-whoo.
呼 噢呼 噢呼
No no, sweetheart. You lost your wiggle.
不 不 亲爱的 你忘了扭动身体
If you try to get your steam up without the wiggle,
You'll just look like a fool out there.
Sure wouldn't want that to happen.
Next I want you to jump up in the air
And you gotta land with your arms forming a big "W".
That's really cute.
No no no, Teddy. It's all in the elbows.
不 不 不 Teddy 诀窍是手肘
You're not Vammy. You're not Hammy.
Okay, girl, you do it.
好了 姑娘 你试试
Now dig deep and let your fire fly!
I can't do this.
Sure you can. You just gotta practice.
Wammy wasn't built in a day.
No, I don't want to do this.
I don't want to be Hammy or Vammy or Wammy!
Hey, what did you do to your mother?
I told her I didn't want to be a Wammy.
I was just being honest with her.
Honest? What are you thinking?
How's she taking it?
She's lying in bed with her Wammy head on,
Stuffing tissues up her snout.
I don't know.
Maybe being Wammy was cool when you guys were in school...
Are you kidding me? It was never cool.
Your mom just didn't know that.
How could she not know that?
Did she spend all four years of high school
wearing that giant head?
It was her yearbook picture.
Look, Teddy, if you don't go to that big game
听着 Teddy 如果你不去参加那个比赛
There's gonna be no Wammy,
And that is gonna break your mother's heart.
Dad, I just don't want to look stupid.
Look, you're gonna let your mom and everybody at school down
Because you're afraid of looking stupid?
Yes, thank you for understanding.
Honey, I'm not gonna tell you what to do.
But just remember,
Sometimes the right decision
Can feel like the wrong decision.
And the hard decision can be the best decision.
But the good decision...
Oh, come on, please just be Wammy!
噢 拜托 去扮威米吧
Hey, Wammy. Going somewhere?
嗨 威米 这是去哪儿啊
Ever been to north high? 'cause I was thinking
We could all take a little trip.
It's about to charge. Get it!
Oh, this is the greatest prank ever!
let's see what nerd is wearing the costume this year.
Dude, Wammy's old.
Wammy is not old. Wammy had four kids.
I didn't see her. Your mom's not in there.
I can't believe it.
She's the only reason I'm doing this stupid thing.
Well, let's get out of here.
Duncan, the gym's this way.
Let me look at you.
Not you... Wammy. Put on the head.
不是你 是威米 把头戴上
Oh, you look so much like your mother.
I'm right behind you, t. Got your back.
我就在你后面 T 我会挺你的
Gentlemen, start your babies.
And they're off!
Oh, look, Mason. Yummy yummy.
噢 看这里 Mason 多好吃啊
Come to the peaches.
Come to mommy. Come to mommy.
Mason got the early lead. Charlie's bringing up the rear.
Look at my boy go. He's barely breaking a sweat.
At the halfway mark it's Mason, followed by Charlie.
Come on, Charlie. You can do it.
快点 Charlie 你能做到的
Coming down the home stretch. It's still Mason in the lead.
Come on, Charlie. It's now or never.
快点 Charlie 现在是最后的机会了
And the winner is...
Oh my gosh! Charlie, you just took your first steps.
我的天 Charlie 你刚刚走出了你的第一步路
Not your best day, Mason.
What went wrong out there?
We'll be back when we learn how to walk.
Can you please take me back to the gym?
No way. Not till the game's over.
Okay, can you take me home then?
I don't even care about the game, guys.
North High, South High... what's the difference?
北城高中 南城高中 有什么区别
Only one thing...
- North High rules! - Yeah!
- 北城高中万岁 - 对
Look, if we're gonna drive around in circles for hours,
- Can I at least use the bathroom? - Can't you hold it?
- 我能至少上个厕所吗 - 你不能憋一憋吗
I've had four kids. I pee when I sneeze.
Thank you. You're such a gentleman.
South High rules!
Ram on the lam!
Staring at my baldness
Ain't gonna stop your baldness.
I just can't believe that's gonna happen to me.
Would you stop focusing on the negatives?
- Think about the positives. - Like what?
- 想想它的好处 - 什么好处
You're gonna have a large baseball cap collection.
You're gonna save on shampoo.
And with the money you save on shampoo
You can buy more baseball caps.
Here comes Teddy.
That's my best friend.
Wammy's my best friend.
Wammy! Wammy! Wammy!
威米 威米 威米
Well, Charlie, looks like we both took baby steps today.
嗯 Charlie 看起来我们俩今天都尝试了新的东西
You walked for the first time
And I did something I didn't want to do and wound up liking it.
And I hope you like it too, because...
You are already on your way.
Good luck, Charlie.
Come on, P. J. We're gonna be late for school.
快点 PJ 我们上学要迟到了
Get down here.
Alright, coming. Chillax.
好的 我来了 淡定
Oh, oh, no.
噢 噢 不
Oh, no. It's happening.
噢 不 这真的发生了
No, I am not ready.
- Bad Dream? - Yeah.
- 做恶梦啦 - 是啊
Here's the first one my dad gave me.