PJ starts to suspect that their neighbor Mrs. Dabney has murdered her husband. He enlists Gabe to help investigate. Amy and Teddy learn to cross generational borders. 普开始怀疑他们的邻居太太达布尼已经谋杀了她丈夫。他若加布帮助调查。艾米和泰迪学习跨代的边界。
Hi, Charlie. it's your big sister Teddy with my video diary.
嘿 Charlie 这是你姐姐Teddy在录视频日记
So today, I want to talk to you about best friends.
You bragging about me again?
Huh. yeah, this is Ivy. she's my BFF.
噢 这是Ivy 她是我的最好的朋友
I'm also her hero,
The wind beneath her wings, the hip in her hop,
The peanut to her butter.
- I am-- - the mouth that wouldn't shut.
- 我就是 - 那张说个没完的嘴
Let's see how we're looking.
- I'd date us. - I'd marry us.
- 我都想同咱俩约会 - 我都想同咱俩结婚
So what's the big news?
you are not gonna believe what I did for you
I saw the cutest guy working at the mall food court
And pause for dramatic effect
Tomorrow I'm going to talk to him.
How is this something you're doing for me?
Maybe he has a friend. the cute ones always have a friend.
I mean, I have you, right?
就像 我有你 对吧
Hi, girls. What you doing?
嘿 姑娘们 忙什么呢
- How's it going, Ivy? - Real good.
- 最近好吗 Ivy - 很好
Ignore her. she'll go away.
You girls are always on those phones.
- Who are you texting now? - Nobody.
- 你在和谁发短信呢 - 没和谁发
I wish I could do that.
Hey, then you and I could text each other.
嘿 那样的话 你和我就能互相发短信了
Wouldn't that be fun?
Oh my gosh, mom, I'd love that!
哦 天呐 妈妈 那样就太棒了
- I don't think I can text from this phone. - oh, well.
- 但是我学不会怎么发短信 - 哦 那就没办法啦
Sure you can, Miss D. what's your number?
你肯定能学会的 Duncan女士 你手机号多少
Five five five, zero one three four.
What is that noise?
I just sent you a text.
Just hit that button to read it.
Well, look at that.
Oh, that's funny, Ivy.
哦 果然很好玩 Ivy
Then your response is "lol."
"laugh out loud."
No-- no, mom. you don't do it, you type it.
不是 不是的 不是让你笑出声来 而是把它打出来
Or if you want to get a little saucy,
You can wink.
Not there. There.
Just a semicolon and parentheses.
Oh, that does look like a wink.
I can't believe I'm finally a texter.
Let's see if it works from the kitchen!
- "WHYD"? - What have you done?
- "WHYD" - 看你干的好事
Day's all burnt toast
Running late, and dad says
Has anybody seen my left shoe
I close my eyes, take a bite
Grab a ride, laugh out loud
There it is up on the roof
I've been there, I've survived
So just take my advice
Hang in there, baby, things are crazy
宝贝 不要放弃 世界有很多疯狂无奈
But I know your future is bright
Hang in there, Baby
There is no maybe
Everything turns out all right
Sure life is up and down
But trust me, it comes back all around
You're gonna love who you turn out to be
Hang in there, Baby
Yeah, this is way more fun since you've learned how to clap.
Don't ignore me!
When I tell you to do something, I expect you to do it!
Get off my back, woman!
You want me off your back? I can arrange that.
Charlie, those are our neighbors, the Dabneys.
Charlie 他们是我们的邻居 Dabney一家
They've been married a long time.
I just kicked the football into the Dabneys' backyard.
Will you go get it?
No way! they're going at it again.
- Well, what about the football? - Who cares?
- 那橄榄球怎么办 - 谁在乎啊
It's gone. Kiss it goodbye.
Well, I'm glad to hear you say that
Because it was your football.
Ha! I warned you!
That's what you get for being a bad husband!
And now you're dead!
Is somebody out here?
Who's out here?
- Where's the football? - Forget the football!
- 橄榄球呢 - 别提橄榄球了
Mrs Dabney just murdered Mr Dabney!
I heard her talking to his corpse.
It was chilling.
Just so I'm clear, you didn't get the football?
你直说我就能明白 橄榄球你没拿回来 对吗
- I'm serious, Gabe. - Come on.
- 我是认真的 Gabe - 拜托
Mrs Dabney may be a mean, vicious, cruel,
Dabney太太也许是个小气 恶毒 残忍
horrible, nasty old witch,
But she'd never do something like that.
- You don't believe me? - No.
- 你不相信我吗 - 不信
Fine. fine, I'll prove it.
好吧 好吧 我会证明给你看的
Come here, Gabe.
Is Mr Dabney home?
He... can't come to the phone.
Who is this?
Uh-- I'm some sort of salesman.
Gabe, is that you?
Why would you assume my name is gabe?
Because I have caller ID.
Oh. then yeah, it's Gabe.
哦 是的 我是Gabe
Whoo! She's cool under pressure, I'll give her that.
哇 她在重压之下还是很冷静啊 起码我能确认这一点
- PJ, she's not a murderer. - I heard what I heard, gabe.
- PJ 她不是凶手 - 我听得很清楚 Gabe
Why don't you believe me?
Because you're you and you get things wrong.
What are you saying, that I'm dumb?
You're just not very...
- thinky. - thinky?
- 动脑筋 - 动脑筋
Gabe, why would you say something like that?
'cause mom said I can't call you dumb.
It is so pathetic.
My mom's in the kitchen texting away.
Gosh, I'd hate to be on the other end of that conversation.
Who are you texting?
- Your mom. - I am so sorry.
- 你妈妈 - 我很抱歉
Look, I promise I'll get her out of your hair.
No, it's okay. Your mom's cool.
不 没事的 你妈妈挺酷的
My mom is what?
And she's really funny.
My mom is what?
Wait, that's her again.
What are you talking about with my mom?
- Nothing. - Nothing?!
- 没什么 - 没什么
That's what we say to her!
Hold on, I have to "lol" her.
Okay, well "lol" has officially lost all meaning.
I'm sorry. is this a problem for you?
No, I just think it's a little bit inappropriate.
Inappropriate? Now you sound like my mother.
Well, how would you know what your mother sounds like?
You've been spending so much time with mine!
What are you getting so whacked about?
You didn't want to text her.
Well yeah, that's because she's my mom, not my friend.
没错 那是因为她是我妈妈 不是我朋友
Wouldn't you be weirded out if I was texting your mom?
Yes. Because she doesn't have a cell phone.
Look, T, if you're not cool with this,
听着 T 如果不喜欢这样
I'll just stop.
No no, I don't care. I mean, it's a free country.
不用 我才不在乎呢 我是说 这是个自由国家
Go crazy-- text my mom,
IM my dad, video-chat my aunt Helen.
Ooh! your aunt Helen?
Your mom says she is da bomb diggitty!
My mom really said "da bomb diggitty"?
Well, I may have added that part.
PJ, you've got to stop watching these mysteries.
Not until i figure out how to catch Mrs Dabney.
These old movies are gonna help me do that.
That's like saying cartoons will teach you
how to run through walls.
Learned that the hard way.
Mom! Can you get that?!
Sure, I'll get the door. I am a lot closer to it.
没问题 我来开了 我比你离门近多了
Hello, Mrs. dabney.
- Hello. - Come on in.
- 你好 - 请进吧
Heads up! killer in the house.
What have they done this time?
For once, nothing-- that I know of.
就这一次 据我所知 还没闯祸
It's nice to see you too.
I'd like to speak with your husband, please.
I'll let him know you're here.
I'm a texter now.
Really speeds things up.
Somebody lose a ball today?
Possibly. Did you lose anything today, Mrs Dabney?
也许吧 你今天失去什么了吗 Dabney夫人
Honey, what does this mean "somebody's at the doof."
亲爱的 这什么意思 “有人在doof”
I meant "door"!
What can I do for you, Mrs Dabney?
- You're an exterminator, right? - pest control specialist.
- 你是专门杀虫的是吗 - 我是害虫防治专家
Maybe you can help me with a problem I'm having.
How do I get the smell of death out of my house?
Will you turn that TV down?
So you think something died in your house?
Oh, I know something is dead
Well, first thing you're gonna have to do
is locate and dispose of the carcass.
I suppose you could get Mr Dabney to do that.
Oh, Mr Dabney won't be doing anything
around the house for a while--
A long while. he's... gone.
得有很长一段时间 他 走了
You know what, would you just turn it off?
What's wrong with your boys today?
I just got here.
Um, all right, old trick of the trade
呃 好吧 教你个干我们这行的老办法
Get yourself some maple syrup, put it on the stove,
Let it simmer-- that should get rid of the smell.
Thank you. That's very useful information.
What does that stand for?
In the bathroom out of toilet paper!
I can't believe it, but you were right!
Mrs Dabney did it.
Wow! this is what it feels like to be right, huh?
I like it!
Too bad somebody had to die, but--
- What are we gonna do now? - I have to tell mom and dad!
- 你现在打算怎么办 - 我必须得告诉爸爸妈妈
They're never gonna believe you.
I didn't believe you and I'm ten.
Well, then we need proof.
And I have to warn you, Gabe, until we get that proof,
而且我必须要警告你 Gabe 在我们找到证据之前
Our lives may be in danger.
I thought we turned that off.
What'd you get for number nine?
Well, that's odd since we're doing math.
是吗 这个答案很奇怪 因为我们是在做数学
- Hi. - Hi.
- 嗨 - 嗨
Mom, what are you doing here?
You weren't supposed to pick me up at five.
Teddy left a message and said to come by early
Something about "chilling"?
Yeah, that's right.
Thought your mom and I could chill for a little while.
Really? This is what you're doing?
Yeah well, this is what we're doing,
So if you will excuse us,
- We'd like a little privacy please. - Sure. fine.
- 我们两个想单独聊聊 - 当然不介意 你们聊吧
I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.
Come on over.
Sit down next to me, girlfriend.
What's this all about? Is ivy in trouble?
Is she back on the chocolate?
No no no, Ivy's fine.
不是 不是 不是的 Ivy没事
I just wanted to spend some time with one of the cool moms.
- You. - Oh.
- 就是你 - 哦
I love your outfit. Where'd you get it?
You are so funny. I bet you get that a lot, right?
你真风趣啊 我敢赌很多人都这么说你吧 对吧
- No. - no?
- 没有 - 没有吗
Are we done chilling?
Yes. yes, we are. Because it is time to par-tay.
是的 结束了 现在该是派对时间了
Let's get jam started.
Yeah! come on, Miss W! Let your freak flag fly!
耶 来吧 W女士 疯狂一下
That's kind of loud. Could you lower that, please?
A little bit more.
A little bit more.
Uh, hey, want to do something fun?
呃 嘿 你想玩点好玩的吗
I like making these video diaries for my baby sister.
So how about we say hi?
Hi, Charlie. it's teddy here
你好 Charlie 这里是Teddy
With my new friend Mrs wentz.
Let's see how we look.
Ooh, I'd date us. Wouldn't you?
哦 我都想同咱俩约会 你说呢
Okay, that's enough of that.
Now, you know what? We've been doing a lot of my fun stuff.
Tell me-- tell me about you. what do you like to do for fun?
- I like to knit. - Ooh!
- 我喜欢织毛衣 - 哦
That is so cool because... because... anything else?
那个很酷啊 因为 因为 你还喜欢别的什么吗
- I like to read. - Oh, yeah? Me too.
- 我喜欢看书 - 哦 是吗 我也喜欢
What kind of stuff do you like to read?
That's awesome. I mean, we have so much in common.
You know, once I start reading knitting magazines,
Which you're pulling out of your bag.
Okay, she's gone.
Here's how this is gonna go down.
I'm gonna jump over the fence, you hand Charlie to me.
- And then-- - Or I could just walk through the gate
- 然后 - 或者我直接从这个门进来
You did know there was a gate, right?
Yes. would I be riding on top of it if I didn't?
Now it's time to be in operation "catch a killer"...
So, what are we looking for?
Evidence, clues, a weapon.
证据 线索 还有凶器
Mr Dabney's rotting corpse would be nice.
Oh my gosh, that's horrible!
哦 天呐 这也太可怕了
- What? what do you see? - That paint color--
- 什么东西 你看到什么了 - 那面墙的涂装颜色
It's so wrong for that room!
- I watch a lot of design shows. - Focus!
- 我看了很多设计类的节目 - 集中注意力
- Look. Something's moving. - Where?
- 快看 有东西在动 - 哪里
By the couch, right-- right there.
- It's a baby! - It's Charlie!
- 是个婴儿 - 是Charlie
No, it's not. charlie's right over--
不 怎么可能 Charlie就在
inside the murder house!
Okay, try to stay with me now
Because we're going to get a little wild.
Instead of knit one, purl two,
We kick it up to knit one, purl three!
Is that even legal?
I don't know,
But I just like living dangerously!
Okay, I'm gonna go get something to drink.
- Do you want anything? - Oh, not now.
- 你要喝什么吗 - 哦 暂时不用
I'm in the zone!
What you doing in here?
Did she suck the life out of you?
Yeah, pretty much.
Now you see why I'm always at your house.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
I was being selfish with my mom. And
And even though I think it's a little bit weird,
You can text her as much as you want.
I think I got a better idea.
And then, get this,
If you type in a semicolon parentheses,
- You get a-- - Winky face!
- 就会出现 - 眨眼的表情
I have got to get a cell phone.
I like it. You put our moms together
And they leave us alone. You are brilliant.
See, this is why we're BFFs.
I'm brilliant and you recognize it.
Now if I type "ROTF."
Do I actually have to roll on the floor?
I thought the same thing at first,
This'll get her out.
Charlie loves things that rattle.
Okay, girl. Charlie, come on.
好吧 Charlie 快来吧
Get the keys. Get the keys!
Aw, man! I dropped the keys.
噢 老天 我把钥匙弄掉了
Now we can't get into our house either.
- I don't see charlie. Where'd she go? - Oh, there she is.
- 我看不到Charlie了 她去哪儿了 - 哦 她在那儿
Wait, what is she putting on her head,
A dish towel?
Mrs Dabney's underpants!
- Man! - Oh-ho!
- 天呐 - 噢
Come on, we gotta get her out of there.
Yeah, come on.
What are you doing in my yard?
We're here to help you with your groceries.
You want to be helpful?
I like to try new things.
Here, let me give you a hand with that.
I can handle the groceries.
But as long as you're here,
I could use your help with something inside.
Let me just put my groceries down.
- Take your time. - Yeah. Yeah.
- 慢慢来 - 就是就是
- Where's Charlie? - uh--
- Charlie在哪儿呢 - 呃
- Look behind the curtains! - Okay.
- 去窗帘后面找找 - 好的
- Nothing! - There she is!
- 不在这儿 - 她在那儿
Oh, I've got you.
I don't want it!
Where did that baby come from?
Charlie? I've been holding her the whole time.
- You have? - That's sad, Mrs Dabney.
- 是吗 - 真是遗憾 Dabney夫人
They say the eyes are the first things to go.
We gotta go.
Not so fast. Put the baby down.
I need you to carry something out for me.
I want you to take this trunk out to my car.
It's too heavy for me.
Why? What's in it?
Something I should've gotten rid of a long time ago.
- Where are you taking it? - To the dump.
- 你要运到哪儿去 - 垃圾场
That's where you take trash, isn't it?
Mr Dabney wasn't trash, he was a person!
What are you talking about?
You know exactly what I am talking about.
You bumped off your husband and stuffed him into that trunk.
- Is that what you think?! - That's what we know!
- 你们是这么想的吗 - 我们知道正是如此
What is she-- oh, watch it!
她要干什么 哦 小心了
You want to see what's in here?
Take a look.
Whoa! It's Mr Dabney!
And he's already decomposed!
That's not Mr Dabney.
That's a skeleton he used in his classroom.
He used to be a science teacher.
But I heard you screaming at him.
You called him a bad husband and then you said,
"and now you're dead!"
Oh! you must have heard me talking back to someone on my soaps.
Soap operas... on TV...
Like the one they should name after you two--
"the young and the clueless."
Well, if Mr Dabney isn't dead, then where is he?
好吧 如果Dabney没死 那他在哪儿
At his mother's probably wishing he was dead.
Well, then how do you explain the smell of death
you asked my dad about?
Dead possum in my dryer vent.
Well, then how do you explain--
That's pretty much it, I guess.
Just one more question--
Do you have any cookies?
What are my underpants doing in the fireplace?
Dat-da-da-da! Here she comes!
Coolest mom in the world! Yay.
Okay, what's all this?
Oh, just showing Charlie how much I love you.
Oh, I love you too, sweetie.
哦 我也爱你 宝贝
And I love you too, Charlie.
Oh, so mom, I've been thinking--
哦 妈妈 我一直在想
Maybe you and I should start texting.
I mean, you are a pretty cool mom, right?
我是说 你是个很酷的妈妈 对吧
Oh, sorry, honey. Those days are over.
哦 抱歉 宝贝 我已经不再发短信了
Text thumbs? That's our mom--
From cool to embarrassing just like that.
All right. good luck, Charlie.
好了 祝你好运 Charlie
Hey, guys. Better make your friend a sandwich.
嘿 孩子们 最好去给你们的朋友做个三明治吃
He's looking a little thin.
Where'd you guys get that thing?
Mrs Dabney was throwing it out.
Yeah, it belonged to Mr Dabney. He was a science teacher.
嗯 这是Dabney先生的东西 他以前是自然老师
Mr dabney wasn't a science teacher. He was a music teacher.
- That means-- - This is--
- 也就是说 - 这个是
Mr Dabney wasn't a music teacher.
You're thinking of-- of Mr Dixon across the street.
Oh, that's right. Mr Dabney was a science teacher.
哦 没错 Dabney先生是当过自然老师
The boys seem a little jumpy to you?
Ah, I just got here.